A phrase given in response to something you know is not going to happen.
In other words, you'll "die" waiting on this particular thing to happen.
In other words, you'll "die" waiting on this particular thing to happen.
Him: "I know i've hurt you alot in the past, but i promise it won't happen again"
Me: "I won't hold my breath"
Me: "I won't hold my breath"
by London Roads June 12, 2017
Get the i won't hold my breathmug. A phrase that a guy says to a girl loudly in a public place to attempt to embarrass that girl. This is usually sarcastic and said to a complete stranger who wants to ask a guy something simple.
The phrase originates from the movie "Billy Madison" when Adam Sandler's character makes an ass of himself while trying to fit in in high school...
The phrase originates from the movie "Billy Madison" when Adam Sandler's character makes an ass of himself while trying to fit in in high school...
by Dassh October 3, 2004
Get the no I won't make out with youmug. A warning to others stating that if an altercation is to be avoided than they should cease acting in a provacative manor.
by r34lp0l1t1k June 20, 2003
Get the Don't start nothing won't be nothingmug. When a guy wakes up in the middle of the night, with a huge erection. A guy will try to ignore his erection and try to go back to sleep (because when you're tired, it's hard to wank it).
The problem with this is, the more you ignore it, the harder it gets and the longer it keeps you awake. So you're only choice is to just beat it, ejaculate, and go to sleep in your orgasmic state.
The problem with this is, the more you ignore it, the harder it gets and the longer it keeps you awake. So you're only choice is to just beat it, ejaculate, and go to sleep in your orgasmic state.
I woke up at 3 in the morning last night, and had a late night stick that won't quit, and I was up 'till 4:30 until I decided to just beat it the fuck up.
by Ballantine February 24, 2007
Get the late night stick that won't quitmug. Convenient phrase used to assure any person being approached by an interested party that they made the right decision in initially turning them down them with the "sorry, I have a boyfriend/girlfriend/significant other of non-specific gender" line. Often followed by a cheeky wink, just to really bring it home.
The war-cry of the asshole.
The war-cry of the asshole.
Guy: "hey gorgeous, do you think I could take you out some time?"
Girl: "aw that's sweet, and I'm flattered, but I have a boyfriend"
Guy: "no sweat baby, I have a wife and three kids at home. I won't tell if you don't"
Girl: "oh gosh really? Thank goodness, that was my main concern. Pick me up at 7, and bring a three-pack of Durex"
Girl: "aw that's sweet, and I'm flattered, but I have a boyfriend"
Guy: "no sweat baby, I have a wife and three kids at home. I won't tell if you don't"
Girl: "oh gosh really? Thank goodness, that was my main concern. Pick me up at 7, and bring a three-pack of Durex"
by Heterochromia_biomedical September 9, 2018
Get the I won't tell if you don'tmug. Person 1- I can't tell you
Person 2-I promise I won't tell
Person 1- ok but you can't tell anyone
Person 2- I won't
..later on
Person 3- what did they say?
Person 2- yup he likes you
Person 2-I promise I won't tell
Person 1- ok but you can't tell anyone
Person 2- I won't
..later on
Person 3- what did they say?
Person 2- yup he likes you
by SCHMUR September 26, 2013
Get the I promise I won't tellmug. the ending at the end of a sentence to any action, whether it be difficult or simple, said in a Quick Draw Mcgraw type serious tone, similar to adding "in bed" to the end of sentences
ex. I am walking to my car, and i won't spill my beer.
i will do a handstand while walking up the stairs, and i won't spill my beer see in bed
i will do a handstand while walking up the stairs, and i won't spill my beer see in bed
by The One They Call Froh March 30, 2010
Get the and i won't spill my beermug.