The Wizard

An all knowing and all seeing piece of shit that is spineless, dickless and minus one nut. He pretends to run the plant but does nothing other than say "This is Scott mayIhelpya" and "OUTSTANDING" on the phone all day. The origin of this word is a reference from the "Wizard of Oz", "Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain". Also, One who is a backstabber but is not twofaced because he/she is multiple faced. Gotcha fucker!

"Gee, John sure is being "The Wizard" today. Damn what an asshole!

by Adolf Oliver Nipples September 27, 2005

wizard

1)a proffesional male magician, usually of great age and knowledge and ranked of greater skill than a shaman or enchanter

2)one of great skill or knowledge in a certain area, especially computers

3)a microsoft program designed to make easier a certain task, such as pictures

1)The wizard muttered a strange word, and with a wave of his hand he transformed the egg into an omelette.

2)Frank is a typing wizard.

3)I used the Win Zip (R) wizard to recongigure the files.

by Dannyboy July 1, 2003

wizard

An ounce (28.35g) of cannabis.

Derived from the fact that "ounce" is conventionally abbreviated to oz., which brings to mind the Wizard of Oz.

Dude, if we all chip in together we could buy a wizard!

by stoner_joesiph January 2, 2012

wizard

An ounce of ganja. Derived from the famous Wizard of Oz. (An oz is an ounce)

I got me a phatt wizard of bashment last night.

by dAVE July 2, 2003

wizard

An ounce (oz.) of weed. From the wizard of Oz.

I've blown all my money on a wizard, wanna buy a henry??

by SpoonFlip March 30, 2004

Wizards

The Washington Wizards are a professional basketball team based in Washington, D.C. They play in the National Basketball Association (NBA). They play now at the Verizon Center aka "The Phone Booth"

Mike: what was the last team MJ played with?
Chris: dude, he played with the Wizards.

by celtics_fan March 5, 2009

wizard

the female reproductive organs; vagina

Syn: pussy, cunt, axewound, cabbage patch, pink taco, beaver, living snake, oyster, snapper, cooch, etc, etc, etc.

Betty: How's it going, Veronica?

Veronica: Not so well, Betty, the wizard's bleeding today...

by Lisette April 5, 2005