windham, ny

A place in the Catskills where you get stuck when you have given up on life in reality.

If you live there you are indentured servants to the whims of the citidiots who enjoy the area for the recreational sport of spending money.

Hi, I'm from Windham, ny and all I can talk about is how much I hate the citidiots who are the economic backbone of the town.

by your customer service provider May 16, 2011

Windham, NY

Windham, NY is a tiny ski resort area. Off of Exit 21 on the NY Thruway, Route 23 (basically the only way in and out of Windham) reigns as the center of town. Wealthy weekend regulars come from Manhatten, Long Island, New Jersey, and Connecticut and usually own expensive trailside homes, condos in the Enclave, or houses past Main Street. Everyone ignores the shitty local houses. The racing and freestyle programs are very good, although to be honest the terrain sucksss. Adaptive is one of the best in the country (teaching mentally retarded kids to ski...kind of funny- and physically challenged kids.... also funny). Windham Mountain's base lodge has "the Wintergreen" where only the elite of Windham can belong, eat in the restaurant, have mahogany lockers with a gold name plate, and basically act like they own the mountain. the "3500 club" is for the normal weekend regulars (only the very rich, not the extremely rich). the CLC staff has the craziest parties. Ski patrol is full of a bunch of old guys that yell "slow down!" and no one listens. No one cares for locals because they're poor and live in the middle of nowhere. As far as restaurants go, Jimmy O'connors is the best to go hang out with friends, Millrock is a staple, and Brie and Bordeaux is for a fancy night out. Michael's Diner is only good for dessert, fries, and milkshakes. You only have 3 options for movies at the movie theater, but it makes up for it with the tables in one, antiques blocking the screen in another, and reclining chairs in the last. Windham is fucking sick, the people rock, the lodge rocks, the houses rock, and basically everything rocks. Its way better than shitty Hunter, even if all the trail names start with "W" (its endearing okay!) Only the rich, young, and beautiful are weekend regulars to ski at Windham Mountain. REPRESENT.

Friend 1: Hey do you want to come to my ski house this weekend?
Friend 2: Well where do you go?
Friend 1: Windham, NY of course!
Friend 2: Damnn.. you go to Windham?! You must be rich!
Friend 1: Yeah my house is on the mountain and I have a snowmobile, hot tub, 4 pairs of skis,go to the Wintergreen, and basically own a 2nd house 3x as expensive as your only house!

by i live off daddy's money April 27, 2009

Dirty Winudas

A similar act to the dirty Rodriguez, but after you pull out you still a coke bottle in her ass (bigger the better)

Man last night she let me hit it Dirty Winudas style!!

by Crazy Chicken June 25, 2009

Okra Windbag

a sarcastic, playful twisting of the real name of TV talk show hostess Oprah Winfrey.

1. Julius: Oprah says-

Brutus: Who cares what Okra Windbag says? Why do you depend on these media gurus to make your mind up for you? Think for yourself.

2. In the Del Webb's High Sierra casino in Lake Tahoe, Nevada I saw an "adult" entertainment show called "Bottoms Up '87". Its jokes had 4th-grade sex humor, racist and anti-religious humor, a drag queen chopper chick karaoke of Bruce Springsteen's "Fire" (this was the best part) and a minstrel show skit called "So You Want To Be Black" featuring an "Okra Windbag" (and she was in blackface getup too!). Juvenile and dumb. I kept calling up a waitress and she kept serving me free drinks. All the dumb white trailor trash moms in the theater room ate it all up.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice March 26, 2010

wingdarkness

The act of posting an image on a message board, livejournal, myspace, etc., whereby the site at which said image is hosted incurs unnecessary bandwidth loss and will shortly thereafter return a 404 error when said image is requested.

Bill: Hey did you see those awesome nude pics of Angelina Jolie?
Ted: No, some fag wingdarkness'd them and they were 404'd.

by Bad Ass Mo Fo July 15, 2008

Windham

A small town located in southern New Hampshire. A town with a generally wealthy population. Kids however don't drive Ferrari's, are typically quite stupid, and assholes. Houses range from large to small. Most families don't own more than two houses, boats, and all that shit. Typically a nice house with a pool and a few cars. They don't believe themselves to be elite. Hated on ALOT. Nothing to do except for Canobie over in Salem. They suck at sports. D3 most sports. So shut the fuck up. It's a nice town. We're not all spoiled. We don't have hellicopters and Ferraris. Oh and by the way, the H is silent dumbasses.

Hey Windham's a pretty nice town right?

Oh Yeah, I'd love to live there.

by A kid that lives here July 24, 2011

Windham, ohio

Located in Ohio. One of the most boring towns ever. The speed limit changes are a bitch and it'ts incredibly small. DON'T MOVE HERE.

oh, and the cops have nothing to do but give you tickets, so watch out.

Wow, Windham,Ohio is really boring!

Now entering Windham, Ohio...(5 seconds later) Now leaving Windham, Ohio.

by Kelseylolz March 12, 2011