1. Slanderous name one uses when referring to ones wife in a negative manner. Meant to invoke images of said wife appearing as a combination of herself and Reagan from The Exorcist in the throes of demon possession.
2. Can also be used to refer to ones ex-wife.
2. Can also be used to refer to ones ex-wife.
Friend: So, how have things been Joe?
Joe: Well, the wifercist emptied the bank account again today and then, as if THAT wasn't enough, she stole my dog!
Joe: Well, the wifercist emptied the bank account again today and then, as if THAT wasn't enough, she stole my dog!
by Ledbetter777 July 8, 2009
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Consider how you might encounter an "avalanche" of pop-up ads, one following the other until you are buried beneath a pile of windows selling natural male enhancement.
Consider the equal dangers of getting lost on the Appalachian trail and getting lost on a trail of links, dizzy and confused and unable to remember your final destination. Or the similar behavioral patterns of natural predators and internet predators.
Lastly, consider how, on a starry night, gazing into the sky enlightens you as to how tiny and insignificant you truly are. Do we not experience such insight into the vastness of the universe when we see the 16 billion results upon googling "A"?
Consider how you might encounter an "avalanche" of pop-up ads, one following the other until you are buried beneath a pile of windows selling natural male enhancement.
Consider the equal dangers of getting lost on the Appalachian trail and getting lost on a trail of links, dizzy and confused and unable to remember your final destination. Or the similar behavioral patterns of natural predators and internet predators.
Lastly, consider how, on a starry night, gazing into the sky enlightens you as to how tiny and insignificant you truly are. Do we not experience such insight into the vastness of the universe when we see the 16 billion results upon googling "A"?
"I'm going for a walk in the wilderweb." "Well, be careful. Don't forget to bring your virus protection and a flashlight."
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What some men may be seeking immediately following a horrible divorce. They aren't ready to be in a regular, stable relationship. They want to lock someone, ANYONE down fast to fix their broken heart. It's a precarious situation for any woman thinking of dating them. Run. Run fast. FLEE IF YOU KNOW WHAT'S GOOD FOR YOU, WOMEN!
"Girl, he's not emotionally stable enough to be in a relationship. What that guy wants is a WIFERAFT.
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Get the wilderstead mug.my girlfriend and I were doing a little foreplay last night, but she was being a total bitch earlier that day, so I gave her a Wet Wilbert.
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