by ambylove September 07, 2019
"Wide Zelensky is so hot."
by drier than the atacama March 10, 2022
The biggest conspiracy theory since JFK.
To summarise "Wide Vagina", it is a theory which explains women's dominance over males in the arena of sexual encounter stories. For many men, great embarassment and shame comes from being labelled as a man with a small penis. Now while this may be true for some men, it is often used by a female as a cover story for the poor quality of the sex, the real reason of course being her exceptionally wide vagina.
To conclude, if so many men are heard to have a "small penis", then why aren't as many women held to have a "wide vagina." Think it through logically, the numbers should be even!
To summarise "Wide Vagina", it is a theory which explains women's dominance over males in the arena of sexual encounter stories. For many men, great embarassment and shame comes from being labelled as a man with a small penis. Now while this may be true for some men, it is often used by a female as a cover story for the poor quality of the sex, the real reason of course being her exceptionally wide vagina.
To conclude, if so many men are heard to have a "small penis", then why aren't as many women held to have a "wide vagina." Think it through logically, the numbers should be even!
Woman - "What are you trying to say?"
Larry David - "I submit to you, that it was not Jeff who has the small penis. But rather, it is you who has the wide vagina."
Larry David - "I submit to you, that it was not Jeff who has the small penis. But rather, it is you who has the wide vagina."
by I Love Horses February 24, 2009
obnoxious handshake. when a douche bag approaches you with a handshake while sticking his elbow far too wide.
by bmoneymillionaire July 28, 2008
We running dual wide up in this bitch. Check out my setup..
Hey check this shit out!! He's running dual wide.
Hey check this shit out!! He's running dual wide.
by nich guerhring October 07, 2013
Pronounced: /wīd/ /tro͞o/
Wide (adjective; describing "very" or "exaggerated version of". Of greater or more than average depiction)
True (in accordance with fact or reality)
Wide (adjective; describing "very" or "exaggerated version of". Of greater or more than average depiction)
True (in accordance with fact or reality)
Person A: I started a chicken farm trying to predict the 2016 election. The FBI was really pissed when my chicken farm birthed Donald Trump.
Person B: Wide true dude, WIDE true.
Person B: Wide true dude, WIDE true.
by DATBOYSHEESH January 28, 2022