Wide Putin

Wide Putin is a meme that originated in June 2020. It is exactly what it sounds like. A video of Vladimir Putin walking with Song For Denise playing in the background, but he has been stretched out to look "wider". People have somehow managed to make jokes about this truly bizarre meme, such as these examples below:

Jokes in Wide Putin video comments:

"When the teacher says "if you're not interested in the lesson then leave" and you leave the classroom"
"6 year olds when they say bad morning to the teacher"

by BrickSpace August 3, 2020

Gym Widow

Someone who’s significant other has gone on a serious health kick and spends all their time working out.

Rich was happy that his wife was interested in getting the baby weight off but the fact that she spent 20 hours a week at the gym left him a gym widower.

Sara loved buff men but hated being a gym widow all the time.

by Brett Burkhardt April 27, 2008

Widia

usually used for a woman who speaks very low, shes really beautiful and is often mistaken for jennifer lopez. She has many boyfriends and she gives away one every friday. she becomes super smart when night time comes and she steals your cards in UNO, she is so forgetful and clumsy. we all love widia because she brings joy and laugter wherever she goes ,

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Hey mom ! is there any possibility i can be a widia someday ?*cries in the corner
yes ! i pray everyday for you to become one .

by ijjiujj April 30, 2020

widower's mattress

A woman with no ethics who homes in on a recently bereaved man and beds him whilst he's still emotionally vulnerable

That old tart won't leave Mark alone since his wife died. She's a widower's mattress, chasing vulnerable men like him.

by Emma85 February 10, 2007

ripped wide open

The state of being absolutely intoxicated from consuming many more alcoholic beverages than one's body can physically handle.

Dave: These past five days I've been completely sober, but tonight I'm getting ripped wide open.

by bouncedeezy August 24, 2010

Widow's Kiss

After a woman's husband/wife, common-law spouse, or boyfriend/girlfriend passes away, the woman's kiss becomes a 'Widow's Kiss.'

She has a unique awareness that any time she kisses, it could be the last time she ever kisses again. Therefore each kiss is held with fierce passion and lust like it's the last one she will ever have.

"He was kissed by a woman with a 'widow's kiss' and he couldn't let go , because he hasn't felt this kind of lust for life in any woman he's kissed before."

"To say farewell with a widow's kiss."

by --Shotgun. November 6, 2019

Widaad

Widaad is a girl who is very sweet and kind. She can be rude at times if you make her mad. She is also the type to catch feelings the quickest and she will help where ever she can.

"Bruh who is she?"
"Dont you know her, she is Widaad"
"What, i wish she was my girl. She is so sweet"

by Cray cray gurl June 16, 2020