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Dude when I saw Michelle walk in wearing her skin tight black minidress and heels, I whitewashed my Y-fronts without even touching my dick.
by kam75xx June 12, 2023
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WhiteWash

When a white (caucasian) man has rough/aggressive sexual intercourse with a white (caucasian) woman who has been blacked, typically for revenge or self-vengeance. This may go on for about a few hours at least.
Bradley: Dude, I heard Daniel fucked your girl!

Steve: Yeah, he did. So tonight i'm gonna whitewash her to show him I ain't gonna take no shit!

Bradley: Seems a bit excessive, but go for it man!
by MassiveAnalBleeding1337 June 13, 2023
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Whitewashed

Term used to identify persons who are not white but from different cultures, such as those who do not speak their mother tongue. Men may sport Nike apparel and footwear (such as Air Force, Jordans, etc.), while ladies may adopt a more all-encompassing approach by wearing Birkenstocks, slippers, or Nike socks. They may also wear a lot of makeup, but their eyelashes or the fact that they wear Crocs make it more evident that they are white.
Omg I got my new birkenstocks
girl... u being whitewashed
by marquezz_TheKing January 23, 2023
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Semi whitewashing

When a character in a Hollywood movie of 'X' race is played by a half white actor with the other half being that of the 'X' race, it is known as semi whitewashing.
In the new One Punch Man live action movie the actor playing Saitama is actually half Japanese and half white. They did a semi whitewashing on the main character which is better than whitewashing.
by Kotarojujo069 August 18, 2022
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whitewash

You see that video??? She deadass got whitewashed!!!
by ligmagreenos69420 March 15, 2022
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Raging whitewash

A person that is on steroids or viagra that cums on your face violently while screaming bloody murder.
Man I was at this party yesterday and I gave this chick the meanest raging whitewash ever
by I hate fuck cunts May 28, 2021
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Whitewashing

Whitewashing is any content or interactions that ignore the matrix. This always results in the Caucasians being represented as more under-privileged than they actually are; the person of color gets depicted as more over-priviliged as I actually am.

Let's discuss Miss Saigon; a white -washed, Asian "white savior" fantasy.

In Miss Saigon, there is a sign, "Please Don't Bomb! Bui-Dui children's camp. "

I should have put a sign, "Lil Mí Hood Baby Mila restaurant! I am cooking and eating pa dulce today; please don't bomb! I can't taste my food for the past 3 weeks; when I look outside my window, toxic dust billowing outside my window. My kitchen and tiny little garden, and tiny little Asian face, and tiny little panpandulce, are getting covered in toxic dust while I sit right in front of you!".

Not only that; KKK still begs for money! Everything you want is handed to you! No paperwork, no paying money, no waiting on lines, no going to stores. Y'all have millions of mansions with smart korchdn, movie theatre, pools, bowling alleys. Rolling lawns of green; no neighbors in sight. Why do you, who have never worked a day in y'all lives, beg for money from a little colonized girl of color who works every day of my life! Caucasian privilege; you not only refuse to work and have absolutely EVERYTHING; you okay with dolls on my planet #5sreak money from me, steal health and resources away from me; all because I'm a colonized Asian baby in your schizo Caucaaian privilege land!
Whitewashing. Today, I cooked and ate Hello Fresh spicy umāmi pasta with bacon.

My first time in my life cooking bacon ❣️❣️🥓🥓
However, I fed Won-Ton, and my bacon was left on burner for a little long. Slightly burned taste; good appearance.

Pasta super fun to cook; too spicy, 2 packets (mial and pork ramen). So, it looks gorgeous, fun to cook, bur rhe Neal oatmeal? Sucks.

Miss Saigon; gorgeous super fun to cook.

But it's too Asian, too white -washed. Chris's autism and over-privileged background are erased; Kim's ACCOMPLISHEMNTS and under-privileged background are erased. So, it skews both ways, in an idyllic "Indint even want to discuss Caucasian privilege; little baby of color Lil MI Hood Baby Mila really should just remain enslaved to illiterate schizo crackers who have never worked a day in lives and have a combined IQ of around 10.

I also learned that there is white savior porn with one of my college professors; Ed Murphy.

I would love to watch porn that stars me; but, I am banned from interacting with any real content.

I want to watch it; like I said, white -washing really benefits nobody.
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