stock weezel

A stock market player who looks for opportunities to make a quick dollar. Uses all forms of stock market trading theories including momentum trades, day trades, swing trades, channel trades, value trades and technical analysis but not married to a single style. Likes to “weezel” in unnoticed by market makers and “weezel” out with a pocket full of cash, hopefully from the big players pockets whom he detests. Almost always works as a group of investors lead by the “Alpha” weezel who directs the group when and what stock to start weezeling. A stock weezel is very flexible and can hold a position for only a day a week or a couple of month but never long term.

Buddy is making good coin in the markets lately! He gets in and gets out, that dam stock weezel is making a killing!

by mrkts4fun April 4, 2008

weezer

A band so awesome that they can sing about cheese and make it sound cool.

On the scale of awesomeness, Weezer is super great.

by dot August 14, 2003

Wheezing

The kind of laugh that sounds like a man that is dying because he smokes too much.

After her friend sent her a meme, she started wheezing of laughter and her parents came up to her room because they thought she was dying but no, she was just wheezing.

by uh noOB December 21, 2018

Weezer fan

Virgin

“Ronald is a weezer fan dude thats why he can’t get laid!”

by Doomerboy69 March 18, 2020

Wheezuls

Audible respiratory manifestation of acute asthma.

My baby gots the wheezles so i put him on his nippiliza.

by Sha Grif Grif September 24, 2003

b-wheezy

a wigger. A white guy who thinks he is black

Yo, look at b-wheezy over there hanging around the ghetto. He aint got no business there.

by rdsxfan January 10, 2007

Nick Wheeler

nick wheeler is the hottest man on earth and has the coolest har ever...hes got the cutest lips and can sure rock on the guitar!!!!!He also is in AAR and makes that band complete!

Nick is sure one hot man! :P

by Jerusha January 26, 2004