wetter than an otter pocket

your girl when she sees harry styles’ grammy performance

me: babe, you’re wetter than an otter pocket

her: oh yeah it’s because i just watched harry styles grammy performance

by thesecretchoochie September 13, 2021

Wetter then an otters pocket

So you know durning election time telemarketers will call ya phone askin if they can put 27 signs in ur yard with the electors names an shit???... Yeah... Well next time you get one of those calls you better blow that telemarketers effin mind and say HELL YEAH U CAN PUT 40 SIGNS IN MY YARD I REALLY DON'T GIVE A SHIT.... But only on one condition...? If you will assure me that whatever jackass decides ta win, will without a doubt,.. be able to make the WHOLE USAs.................Wetter!!... then... an OTTERS gotDAMN POCKEEETTTT!!!!?????......an hell they might as make the Americas greater again too......shit...thatd be fine too.. Im sure that pocket will be mighty wet wet then dont cha think?????? (Click)

Caller:hi Mr/Mrs will u show ur support for such an suck with a shit load of signs and possibly a shit more solicited harassing calls???

Mr/Mrs: I sure will but only if you say something real dirty to me right now that will...hmm..lets see..... Make me Wetter then an Otters POCKET????
Caller:Ummmm...well.. Im not sure I can help ya with that right now...
Mr/Mrs:Well why not??? Im sure that is a fair trade for ya know...? Being so... Supportive...? Doin my american dutys an all...???
Caller: ABSOLUTELY i think thats a swell trade!!... But.. Dude.. Between me an u?.. I wouldnt even be able to tell ya where the "pocket" is on an otter!!........... Never been to good at just makin stuff wet before... Well.... So ive been told...!!!!

Mr/Mrs: Well shit fire boy just sounds like to me that you are in for a very DROUTH(ful) rest of ur dry ass life!!! Hahahahahahaha get it instead of dreadful????....

by WELCUMTAHELLWHOGIVESASHIT🚬💊™ March 25, 2021

Bed wetter

Someone who urinate in their bed

Mom: Daniel why did you piss in the bed again YOU BED WETTER

Daniel: I JUST CANT CONTROL IT

Lily went to a sleepover and her friends called her a bed wetter for pissing in the sleeping bag.

by Nathan_Quickscopes July 17, 2016

wetter than niagra falls in flood season

Becca after the wink

better was wetter than niagra falls in flood seasons after she was given the wink

by the guy winking May 21, 2018

Wetter

A term made by YouTuber Mumbo Jumbo used to describe something you make worse-better

I have to make this building wetter (Minecraft)

by HetAssCheeks July 11, 2021

Wetter Willy

A wet willy, but instead of just saliva, it is every single fluid in the human body. Instead of a pinky finger being inserted into the ear, it's a penis.

"Babe, we should totally try the new Wetter Willy technique, I wanna see what the hype is about!"

by BangalangMan February 14, 2025

wetter than an otters pocket

Your girl when she sees me, Seven, walking around

Girl 1: Omg I just saw Seven roaming around and they looked at me
Girl 2: Omg can they just fuck me already I’m wetter than an otters pocket I need to fix myself if they can’t fuck me

by fuckmedaddyseven June 9, 2021