A slot receiver for the New England Patriots. Ridiculously talented considering he is short and white. Often the ire of opposing teams fans because when everybody else is covered he inexplicably becomes wide open.
I tried to watch the game in peace last Sunday, but all I could say was, "Damn you Wes Welker, sneaky little white man!"
the most caring, talented and sweetest boy on earth. he shows everyone so much love and care, no matter how you look. hes such an inspiration, one way more people should look up to. hes so passionate about singing and its breathtaking. he makes so many people happy and makes so many people feel safe. hes helped people when nobody else could.
HE ALSO DADDY AS FUCK HEEEEEEH
oh i knowwes tucker, hes the literal angel, right?
A short white man who is inexplicably athletic.
Bounced around the NFL for a while, owning but going largely unnoticed.
Tom Brady's number two target after Randy Moss.