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Wearing your glasses

To 'wear someones glasses' is get the better of somebody, or to one-up them. In other words, to pwn them. The usage is similar to the phrase 'wearing the pants' in a relationship.

It is most relevant when you're getting the better of somebody right in front of their face without them realising it. When you want to draw attention to the fact that you're pwning them, simply declare that you're 'wearing their glasses'.

If you're 'wearing your own glasses', that means that you've pwned yourself accidentally or absent-mindedly. (If you accidentally chopped off your hand while cooking, for example.)

The phrase comes from a Perry Bible Fellowship comic strip (entitled 'Q. P. Inc') where the protagonist attends a job interview for Quick People Incorporated and manages to dumbfound the interviewer by somehow stealing the glasses right off his face without him noticing.

"You're just telling me what I want to hear." - "Actually, I'm just wearing your glasses." - "... Welcome aboard."
1. Declaring that you're getting the better of somebody.

(Noticing that all the beer has gone) "HEY! Did you drink all my beer?"
(Drinking the last beer) "Actually, I'm just wearing your glasses."

2. Getting the better of yourself accidentally.

"Man, my back hurts. I was carrying some heavy boxes and I slipped and fell down a flight of stairs. I was really wearing my own glasses that day."

3. Getting bested by somebody else.

A) "I've finally finished this damn project, now I just have to save it."
B) "You haven't saved it yet?"
(A's baby brother pulls out the power cable.)
A) "Damn it!"
B) "Heh. Looks like your kid brother is wearing your glasses tonight."
by MrDees July 9, 2009
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crayon eating glue sniffing helmet wearing window licker

Something my mom calls me on the daily; A dumbass; A retard
God dammit, you're such a crayon eating glue sniffing helmet wearing window licker
by Weird Uncle Al December 18, 2019
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That's so girl wearing a skirt as a top

1. The phrase that should replace "that's so gay" to avoid upsetting Hillary Duff

2. Suggests that all fashion-challenged people are homosexuals
Girl 1:"Do you like this top?"
Girl 2:"That's so gay"
*Hillary Duff walks in*
Duffy:"LIKE OMG! YOU SHOULD TOTALLY NOT SAY THAT!" "How would you like it if I said that's so girl wearing a skirt as a top?!"
Girl 2:"But why? We're lesbians..."
Girl 1:*cries*

Sponsored by the "Think Before You Make Gay Commercials Foundation"

Because being a fashion victim should not be synonymous with being gay.
by Liberator13th January 22, 2009
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Girl wearing a skirt as a top

a less homophobic way to say "that's gay" .
Started by the iconic 2004 Hilary Duff commercial , as a way to be less homophobic
Friend 1 : is this out fit ugly

Friend 2 : yeah that is so , girl wearing a skirt as a top
by Kan't Vaccinate DemKids February 11, 2021
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Crew Sock wearin' Gringo

A white kid in gym class that never wears high socks.
Even in the winter he is a crew sock wearin' Gringo. He's bold like that.
by Grand Jury Fury Eddie O February 6, 2013
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wearing sweatpants

Being cranky as if on their period, or actually on their period.

Made from the fact that some people wear sweatpants when on their period and are cranky when PMSing.
Example 1:
Person 1: (chatting profanity online)
Person 2: are you wearing sweatpants today?

Example 2:
Person 1: (playing Call of Duty) DUDE WTF CAMPER NOOB stfu gtfo!!
Person 2: It's like you're wearing sweatpants whenever you play COD.

Example 3:
Person 1: My mom gets pissed off every time I do something lately.
Person 2: She must be wearing sweatpants.
by 12dan4 December 15, 2011
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whatchu wearin'?

"Hey G Money, whatchu werain'?"
by Noah December 24, 2003
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