welty

(adj.) One who is very eloquent in his speech, seldomly stumbles in his train of thought, and can, yes, CAN, prove the practical application of geometry to restless, sugar-high freshmen (and that, my friends, is quite a feat). He's really smart, too.

Welty as he was, the young boy wasn't able to avoid detention.

by A Welty-fan Freshman March 17, 2004

self help welts

(n.) Calices on the hand, specifically created by nights of lonely male masturbation.

Two dudes shake hands

Dude 1 says, "Holy shit!"

Dude 2 sighs and says "Self help welts."

by K-Mezz LIGHTNING October 4, 2006

weltanschlong

A global priaprism.(see: weltangschlong, sic)

Bubba shook Cubadean awake and despite the garlicy breathe she was expelling, his weltanschlong compelled him to action.

by megnao flimpis August 5, 2003

Welth

To have no money but still be have everything.
To be happy with what you have.

He lost everything in a fire buy he was happy. He still had welth.

by Yyung welth March 19, 2019

weltanschlong

Giant hard-on of worldly dimensions.//This is not a message board. You cannot spell, it is not your word.(see entry "fuck you too").//

Harry Flashman maintained his dignity and poise and wished Megnao a good life and sweet dreams of weltanschlongs flying towards his face.

by harry flashman August 5, 2003

Welthass

the act of trying to hard to be cool.

Tell your mom to stop being such a welthass!

by kristie sing October 30, 2007

weltschmertz

welt= welt; schmertz=pain

The pain of a welt. Probably caused by those 50 lashes you received for drinking water you didn't climb the mast for.

See also Rubsaltinmyweltshmertz.

Jack Tar: Jeez, those stripes on my back are killing me.

Cabin Boy: I feel your weltschmertz, bro.

by onelongdrinkofwater May 15, 2011