Joey Wellon'd

When you log into Facebook and a jackass "Likes" everything on the homepage or someones profile resulting in excessive amounts of notifications.

*Logs into Facebook*

*63 Notifications*

"Dammit I've been Joey Wellon'd"

by PuritySyrup October 16, 2011

Grace Wilson

A classic prat who loves a 69.

Wheres that prat Grace Wilson gone? I need someone classic in my life

by Shenkly December 29, 2016

Lamar Wilson Davis

A side character from the game GTA 5. He is friends with Franklin Clinton, who is a main protagonist of the game. Lamar destroyed Franklin with a simple line.

Franklin Clinton: Man fuck you i’ll see you at work.

Lamar Wilson Davis: Ah nigga don’t hate because I’m beautiful nigga, maybe if you got rid of that old yee yee ass haircut you got you get some bitches on your dick. Oh better yet, maybe Tanisha’ll call your dog ass if she ever stop fuckin’ with that brain surgeon or lawyer she fucking with, niggaaa

by SuperHyperdarklink December 20, 2020

wesson oil party

A party, usually involving beer sluts or hoodrats, that starts out with a large tarp spread on the ground of the party area.

Then, several cases or jugs of Wesson cooking oil are poured on the tarp and clothes come off. People at the party then jump on the tarp and "slip and slide" around.

Often referred to as "wet humping," the opposite of "dry humping."

Mike: Hey, brosef. Are you going to that Wesson oil party?

Jdub: nah, bro. Jamal is hosting the party and the girls he has hangin`around are meth smoking hoodrats.

Mike: fo shure. Lets go hammer some suds then.

Jdub: hellz yeah.

by Jrubadub March 10, 2010

sid wilson

A perfect example of an awesome DJ who knows what he's doing and does it well

Dual-turn table setup

by John Alardin March 17, 2004

Wilson Effect

The phenomenon of heightened human receptiveness to humour during the act of consuming water (or any drink). Supposedly first documented in the 1920s by British neurologist Samuel Alexander Kinnier Wilson, who noted the increased likelihood of choking and/or spillage owing to exposure to comedy stimuli while sipping/swigging/supping.

Alan: Hey, you know how everything's funnier when you're taking a drink?
Brian: No..
Alan: Yeah, you know, the Wilson Effect. Watch this... Hey! Colin!
Colin: Yes? *Takes a sip of his beverage*
Alan: Big fat cocks!!
Colin: *Splort!* You idiot! You made me slop my drink and a little bit went up my nose! That wasn't even funny!
Brian: Ah yes, the Wilson Effect.

by Howardinio June 7, 2009

LUCKY WILSON

Poker players who always win by calling with any two cards and then go on to win the hand

Calling A 350K Raise with Queen Six off. Then going on to make a one card run. THAT PLAYER JUST HIT A LUCKY WILSON

by DOYLE BRUNSON January 5, 2008