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Weener Banjo

The process of taking any male human being and grabbing the shaft of his penis and pulling it up and tying it around his shoulder. If the genitalia has not ripped by this point, you proceed to take the man and turn him on his side and strum on his stretched out penis as if you would do on a banjo making very melodic and beautiful sounds.
Jeff: Man! This song is so soothing.
Mike: Of course it is, it's made using one of the most beautiful instruments on earth.
Jeff: What would that be?
Mike: The Weener Banjo, of course!
by JuicyWookie February 14, 2012
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Weenerscape

the growingly popular version of the MMORPG Runescape, in which players are penises instead of people.
Guy 1: Have you seen gavin today?
guy 2: Yeah, he's playing Weenerscape
by Gayvin Lucky June 10, 2009
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weenerbeetle

A act of being annoying or extremely retarded, stupid, and/or mental. Also referred to as penisbeetle.
You guys are such weenerbeetles
by chachacha14141414 July 25, 2010
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weederall

Combining Cannabis and Adderall. A wonderful high that combines the creative headspace given by weed as well as the motivation and energy from Adderall. The two drugs both cancel out each other's bad side effects and synergize fairly well.
Me and my boy ran out of Molly so we settled for Weederall, the second best high known to man.
by megafiend12 December 7, 2021
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Black Weaver

When a man defecates all over his partners face during sex, then immediately ejaculates after. He spreads the semen he has produced and draws weaving circular patterns with his penis.
I just gave her a black weaver.

I am the master of black weaving.
by schkillz July 21, 2010
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once-a-weeker

Somebody who is very inexperienced at a sport. When somebody who plays a sport 24-7 and messes up, can be called a once-a-weeker meaning a scrub.
Tennis player-'Hits shot in the net'
Coach-'Dont miss that shot. Your such a once-a-weeker.'
by laxplaya256 May 29, 2010
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weezer

1. Nerds in consert
2. The best band ever
3. Nerd rock
4. Nerd/dork Utopia
I went to a weezer consert and bowed-down to the nerd gods.
by Andrew May 13, 2005
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