Weedman

A creepy boy who lives on the internet... He would seduce a young girl on the internet with applesauce and sick promises. Leading her into his trap with a simple: "I can give you all the applesauce you want if you just follow me ;)"
The girl would follow him while her mother would scream her head off, attempting at throwing jerrycats at the boy's head.

But one day he woke up and was like "I'ma be trans."

Avery: "Sometimes I can still feel Weedman screaming inside."

by Navada Kadabra September 16, 2017

weedmonger

One who sells and/or consumes extremely large amounts of cannabis

Derived from the term 'whoremonger'

Joe: Great Scott! Mike sells three kilos in a week, and smokes even more in that time! How stoned he must be!

Steve: Indeed, he is quite the weedmonger, if I do say so myself.

by Deus Cannabis October 25, 2009

Weedos

He is a beautiful man known for his humor and judgment to others he has a beautiful soul and we all love him

You are such a weedos

by Father cenan June 21, 2021

Weedo

a person who is weird and/or acts strangely. Maybe even psychotic.

"Hey that guy is zapping all my friends"

"Yep thats because he's a weedo"

by Sheldon Barnesriley October 17, 2011

weedobix

Someone who sprinkles weed on their weetobix in the morning.

hmmm what shall i have for breakfast, mmmmm i know weedobix

by moffstarr January 11, 2010

Weedopedia

Radio morning show host who claims to know everything! Just ask him!

If you have a question just ask the Weedopedia on the Morning Road Show.

by Listener #11 May 3, 2011

Weedonian

The king of the Asperger children.

You see that asperger child? He's almost weedonian in severity.

by Niggerman456564565465 August 20, 2013