wedding night dick

Describes anything that is supremely hard.

Mom's biscuits are as hard as a wedding night dick.

by wolfbait51 May 2, 2011

wedding

The instance of a £15,000/$27,000 event featuring two people taking the fisrt step toward divorce, recieving 12 toasters, dancing to lame Celine Dion songs and eating obscene amounts of cake.
At least one embarrasing drunk is required.

Went to a wedding. Got drunk.

by liastd September 16, 2008

wedding tackle

Male genitals.

The tackle is a fishing reference.

Especially seems to be used when the male genitals are in danger. (Similar to how the english refer to their "Crown Jewels")

I came around the side of the house and there was a pitbull headed straight for my wedding tackle!

by lukeod May 22, 2005

monkey's wedding

when it is raining and the sun is shinning

it's a monkey's wedding outside

by Jade Bezuidenhout January 1, 2007

Wedding Drunk

That special kind of drunk you can only experience at a wedding reception. This is known to cause beligerant behavior and situational amnesia in the usually lucid drinker. The ramifications of a good wedding drunk can be severe if others are not aware of the special situation.

After the Lantz wedding, I became wedding drunk and, so I'm told, called the bride's mother a bitch.

by Bloozmann January 27, 2010

shotgun wedding

A case of wife or death.

Billy Joe knocked up Daisy Sue and so now they're gonna have a shotgun wedding.

by Joshzam May 4, 2004

Weddington, NC

A very wealthy town just outside of South Charlotte, about five minutes from the Mecklenburg County line. It is about 97% Rich, White people and another 3% rich minorities. Has the "village commons" shopping center which people who live here think is the shit. Has many expensive neighborhoods with big houses such as Highgate, Bromely, Skycroft, Areo Plantation, Lake Providence, Brookhaven, Providence Woods South, Hadley park and endless more. Local high school is Weddington High, which is full of preppy kids who think every other school other than theirs is ghetto. with kids who drive mercedes, bmw's, infiniti's and many other nice cars. Almost all the kids have North Faces and Uggs. The line for chick-fil-a is always like a mile long, and the Target parking lot is always packed. Take a drive through weddington and you'll see many nice cars and big houses.

Weddington kid 1: Who do we play tonight?
Weddington kid 2: Uhh Porter Ridge
Weddington kid 1: Ew.. I don't want to drive my BMW over there, it'll get stolen.
Weddington kid 2: I know, Thank god we live in weddington, NC

by SomeKid1213 October 30, 2012