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soggy ham wallet

When someone vomits into a vagina and then proceeds to have sex with it.
John felt sick while he was going down on Alice, so he went for the soggy ham wallet.
by Drit12345 September 27, 2010
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burnley wallet

the art of stretching the scrotum of the accused up to just above the nipple and thus causing it to tear, whereupon the valuables drop from the wallet.
That bastard fooked my bird so I gave the cunt a burnley wallet.
by Sidney Moon January 23, 2004
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Walleye Crue

1. A nefarious troupe of troubadours, whose mere presence causes people to go 'walleye'.

2. For comparison when no comparison is really possible, let's say your Uncle Lester thought he was the world's greatest lady's man. If Uncle Lester were to meet the Walleye Crue, he would be shamed so badly in the general conditions of manhood that he likely would methodically sit down his coffee, take off his 3-day old shatty diaper, put it on his head (straps forward) and enthusiastically dive into the deep part of a lake with a concrete block tied to his pinky toe.
e.g.
That Walleye Crue just jacked my hizzy and gave my wife a dirty sanchez and I like it!
by Mother Love Bone March 14, 2008
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walled lake northern high school

a school full of emos, rich kids, and cocaine gangs

kids here complain about the stress of school even tho everybody cheats anyway
football games full of hoey shorts, crop tops, a white kids taking pics for the gram

prob more juuls than students at this school
oh how we love a metro detroit public high school
“hey why do you smell like weed”
“oh i got it from some kid in the bathroom at walled lake northern high school
by whitegurl101 August 26, 2018
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stripper wallet

When you're carrying a wallet with only $20s and $1s. Twenties for the pay, and $1s for the tips.
Dude, This damn thing won't close!
Thats cuz you got $50 in ones in your stripper wallet.
by Sven Pisker September 11, 2007
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Waleed

''Waleed'' is a boys name and comes from the Arabic language.

Someone known as 'Waleed' is also perceivedd as very kind man, infact, so kind it is not easily expressible. It's difficult to express how amazing a person named waleed can be and that difficulty gives rise to serious frustration,Honestly. Waleed is funny, waleed is charming and handsome AF. Waleed is a blessing to those he is close to. He can make you laugh when you don't even want to smile, and you can trust him with your life. Someone who is so unique and unlike other people that you are left to wonder how you may have stumbled upon this human so pure and full of goodness and love, because people like that rarely exist. Waleed is a special, and worth all the happiness in this world. Waleed has the cutest laugh in the world and may just become your favorite sound, and if he loves you, the way he looks at you will definitely give you butterflies. Waleed is the best person in your life, your bestfriend. Someone who is a true friend, someone you could want to be with all the time. Waleed is someone so caring and wonderful and honest and exquisite and adorable that there just isn’t any match for waleed. One could do anything for waleed, because waleed is the best, and he deserves the best.
girl 1: waleed is too good for me, man.
girl 2: yeah he's totally out of your league! i mean have you SEEN THE GUY? hot dayum.
by thegirlunderthepeachtree July 4, 2015
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Wadleys Paradigm

The phenomenom of Wadleys Paradigm takes effect when finding that the labelled place where things should go is empty and that its contents have mysteriously wandered off into unexpected uncomprehensible locations. Usually this occurs after 'doin a Wadley'.
by scriptcat February 4, 2009
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