ian watson 

another word for friend zone. This is most likely because of his ability to not finish with hoes and fear of showering with men.

Dude, im always going to be a ian watson.

ian watson by dougyp and teddyd December 21, 2010

fuck off watson

the retaliation phrase for 'no shit Sherlock'

Jim: its raining
bob: no shit Sherlock

Jim: Fuck off Watson!

fuck off watson by BlackPanthax September 3, 2017

Deshaun Watson 

Deshaun Watson: There is no massage, now take off your clothes.

"There is no massage, now take off your clothes." - Deshaun Watson

Deshaun Watson by Skinnynate April 12, 2021

carter watson

the hottest mf alive. if you ever meet a queen named carter watson, friend the bitch. she will be your companion until you dead. make sure to always keep her around or the devil inside her will eat your soul. #bfletcher

did you see carter watson yesterday?

yes she’s such a #girlboss

carter watson by bigfatsimpydude July 15, 2021

Dr John Watson 

Gay for Sherlock holmes

Dr John Watson: So you’ve got a boyfriend?

Sherlock Holmes: No.

Dr John Watson: Right, okay. You’re unattached, just like me. Fine. Good.

Sherlock Holmes: (After an awkward pause) John, um... I think you should know that I consider myself married to my work and while I am flattered by your interest I’m —

Dr John Watson by Neroshrlmp November 2, 2013

Jared Watson 

White boy swag. 1 of the lead singers from The Dirty Heads.

Fangirl #1: "You see the dance Jared Watson did at the beginning of the video?"

Fangirl # 2: "Hell yeah! He's got that white boy swag!"

Jared Watson by localsonlybrah November 6, 2011

Hot Watson 

A special kind of Swedish massage in which a well-oiled finger is inserted gently into the anus. For full effect, the masseuse must be made extremely uncomfortable and you must provide text message proof of the exchange.

I went to get a Hot Watson and now I’m being sued by 23 people. This must be what it feels like to be a celebrity!

Hot Watson by BadJustice March 29, 2021