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Waterboarding

The action of resting ones pussy on another person's mouth and riding it like a surf board (hence board). Doing this could cause turbulence and a whole lot of liquid (hence water). You're welcome!
"Get off work already, and get on waterboarding me"

"Dude this chick just waterboarded the f*** outta me and I swallowed her whole"

"I wanna waterboard the f*** outta you"
by The Cucumber Lesbian October 3, 2022
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Cinematic Waterboarding

When someone involuntarily subjects you to repeated watching of the same movie(s) to a point that can only be defined as torture.
As a young boy in the 80's, with two older sister, I was regularly subjected to cinematic waterboarding through Sixteen Candles, Pretty in Pink, and Oxford Blues.
by Sweater216 May 28, 2023
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Verbal Waterboarding

When one verbally complains, corrects or simply makes a point over and over again. The verbal repetitiveness on the side of the receiver can feel like drowning. Especially after an apology or solution has been articulated.
After Terry offered a solution to the problem, Benny couldn’t stop complaining about the problem over and over again. She said it felt he was dumping buckets of words over her head, it was like verbal waterboarding. She added he has 2 ears and 1 mouth…he should use them proportionally.
by Buckets of Fun December 3, 2022
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waterboarding

When a girl suffocates you with her wet pussy by sitting on your face
Friend: Hey wanna have a threesome with me and my girl, we're gonna try waterboarding
by krillion January 26, 2024
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red waterboarding

when you stuff your mouth full of tissues or a washcloth or other absorbent object and your girl squats over you and menstruates into your filled mouth
Woah, Jackson told me that he and Kelly did some red waterboarding last night; he still has some red stains around his mouth
by MonsPusher2 February 7, 2019
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waterboard a spider

going to the bathroom, specifically, taking a fast-flowing piss.
by floydtaylor September 25, 2023
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Waterboarding

When a towel is placed over one’s face and a woman squats over them and urinates on the towel and face while one self gratifies. This simulates drowning and is often used in interrogations of terrorists. It is also used in a select few that choose this form of erotica as it takes autoerotic asphyxiation to the next level.
I hired a hooker in Vegas , we went to the hotel room , and with a wash cloth from the bathroom she commenced waterboarding while I jerked my meat. Room service walked in and promptly did an about face whilst gasping and gagging all in one motion.
by Dr Mantic Toboggan August 6, 2023
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