The one guy you can never say with honesty that you are over. He was hot, he offed you for a hosebeast, he definitely has regrets—or should. You showed up and shoved off because men can’t treat us that way and live. Nonetheless, he is a part of your romantic timeline. As Elle Woods dismisses her case of infatuation at the end of Legally Blond, bonehead doesn’t get a bone.
Sandy: when you gonna date again
Candy: Sick of this sht
Sandy: You got to move on from the dream
Candy: it’s been over so over. He was My Warner but he can get pyroney
Sandy: Your ex?
Candy: No, that was My Fisher Stevens
Candy: Sick of this sht
Sandy: You got to move on from the dream
Candy: it’s been over so over. He was My Warner but he can get pyroney
Sandy: Your ex?
Candy: No, that was My Fisher Stevens
by williet hughnot September 03, 2023
Jase Warner is the type of guy to make you feel wanted and loved. He’s very closed off, and he hides his emotions very well. But, if he cares for you he’ll open up more and more, and you’ll realize that he’s the sweetest and most loving person ever. If you find yourself a jase Warner, fucking KEEP him! You’ll regret letting him go. He knows how to have fun, and sticks up for his opinions, and he doesn’t tolerate any bullshit, he doesn’t like to be pushed around and bosses around. So, watch for a jase Warner. He’s secretly very intelligent, and very hot and sexy. He’s the most amazing person ever. Trust me.
by PurpleQuees May 18, 2020
by tired child January 24, 2010
A fantastic teenage YouTuber and Twitch Streamer (although, if you catch one of his twitch streams these days... You're one lucky human being)
Me: Did you see Aaron Warner's newest YouTube video?
My friend no-one cares about: no
Me: You know what the Cub Cast is though right?
My Friend that no-one cares about: oh hell yeah, who doesn't?
Me: I know right, Aaron is such a fantastic teenager YouTuber and twitch streamer man!
My friend no-one cares about: no
Me: You know what the Cub Cast is though right?
My Friend that no-one cares about: oh hell yeah, who doesn't?
Me: I know right, Aaron is such a fantastic teenager YouTuber and twitch streamer man!
by The best legend in town February 05, 2021
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by popohole December 09, 2017
Time Warner Cable is the embodiment of AIDS, ebola, mad cow disease, the nanjing rapes, the holocaust, and every venereal disease known to mankind. It is the most satanic internet service provider in existence and its sole purpose is to FUCK you in the ASS until you cry from the incessant packet loss that they refuse to fix because they're greedy bitches that only want your money.
Fuck Time Warner Cable, bunch of assholes. I have so shitty of an internet connection that I think by comparison getting pegged by a chainsaw would feel better than suffering through this shit.
by Purple Miku May 28, 2016