Skip to main content

Feed the warden

Term used by many convicts, or ex-cons, to refer to taking a crap.
"Be there in a few, I've got to feed the warden."
by blusterytree42 August 10, 2017
mugGet the Feed the warden mug.

toilet paper warden

A person (typically the leader of a sizeable household) that rations out bungwipe on an as-needed basis.
The need for toilet paper wardens became evident when the COVD-19 (coronavirus) pandemic of 2020 caused massive hoarding (and subsequent depletion) of rollios across the United States.
Kim has volunteered to become the toilet paper warden of the Trowbridge household because little Heidi upstairs has been going through massive amounts of paper toliets in attempts to grow algae and fungi in cups.
by Telephony March 26, 2020
mugGet the toilet paper warden mug.
Related Words

som wardner

Sri Lankan-born frontman from brilliant rock band My Vitriol.
by TurtleDove December 17, 2003
mugGet the som wardner mug.

som wardner

Great voice, great guitarist, great songwriter. Massively talented and very sexy too.
Som Wardner is God
by bonnyprincebilly January 7, 2004
mugGet the som wardner mug.

warden

1 Person who watches convicts, usually portrayed in a negative light.

2 Person who is unecessarilly strict with person in their control: "parent"
1 The warden took him to solitary

2 She can't sneak out out, the warden's prowling.
by Evvie August 10, 2005
mugGet the warden mug.

wadeea

Funny girl with thick eyebrows but if she didn't have that she'd be beautiful. No, she is beautiful already.Has a good body and the legs . Lovely friend but when it comes to boys. boys better watch out
Wadeea beautiful
by hashtag coll December 7, 2013
mugGet the wadeea mug.

Glorified Traffic Warden

Noun. Another name for a Police Community Support Officer (PCSO) of the United Kingdom.

Powers they posess include taking naughty people's names down, performing a "citizen's arrest", and calling for back-up.

Supposedly they are there to look out for the local community. But, seeing as this is the police's primary responsibility, they just seem to be another reason for the British taxpayer to be robbed of more money. Apparently though it looks good on your CV (because as we all know there is a real need for crime tackling skills in telemarketing).
Bradley-Lee: Aww look man, it's the filth! Better stop setting fire to this little old woman we've just mugged.
Lee-Bradley: Nah man, look! They is just a Glorified Traffic Warden! Come on, let's nick his hat!
by Public Enemy Number 42 April 28, 2008
mugGet the Glorified Traffic Warden mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email