wank

stroking the genitals for sexual stimulation so you can bone some hot fuck up the ass!

i need to have a wank otherwise our date will be a right cock up.

by willy wanker February 21, 2003

wank

British English meaning either:

1) to masturbate; the act of masturbation

2) bad; poor; unsatisfactory

1) I need a wank/He is wanking

2) That music is wank

by Szam December 23, 2008

A wank

noun: To leave for a five minute increment of time

I'm gonna leave for a wank

by VikingCVSB June 18, 2021

wanking

1) To masterbate

2) To do very little

3) To "shred" on a guitar/keyboard/bass

1) I fancy a wanking session

2) Stop wanking about

3) I don't like Steve Vai - all he does is fret wanking

by I'm Jack Cooper April 03, 2005

wank

1. Something i do four times a day.
2. An act usually done because of the
precious milky stuff it produces.
milky stuff tastes bitter, and is
famous for its rejuvinating powers.
3. Causes ORGASM, the most pleasureable
thing on earth.

When I'm all alone at home, I invite my friends and we wank together and mix our white liquid stuff.

by WANK EMPEROR August 29, 2003

Wank

1) British slang referring to the act of masturbation

2) A term among guitarists to describe random and excessive riffing at usually high speed as if one is jerking off the guitar.

1) I'll bet you like to wank for hours on end to pictures of men's asses

2) Many think Synyster Gates is a great guitarist but all he does is wank

by Geet4rist December 04, 2009

wank

1) (verb) To brag excessively, usually over computer components 2) (verb) To have a meaningless discussion over abstract theories; a pissing contest 3) To masturbate

1) Fucking NICK won't stop wanking about his 386 laptop and how it was the new hotness 84 years ago.
2) The moronic intellectual was wanking off about his latest 'theorem'
3) Everytime I have a wank I wipe out a small civilization

by Ben August 12, 2003