wanka

Willy Wanka and the chocolate flavoured condom factory.

get off my car, you little wanka

by the slut formerly known as your mother September 28, 2004

wankasaurus

someone who wanks way to much. a very horny person who has a lot of pron on their computer

billo, you=wankasaurus

by TiLlO February 27, 2004

Wankability

a scale from 0 to 10 of how wankable something is.

0 means that you wouldn't think of it.

10 means thats its so wankable that you'll do it there and then.

the wankability of mobile phone porn scores 0.5.

by celestial phoenix June 19, 2008

guitar wankage

Excessive shredding, self-absorbed guitar soloing, or devotion to nerdy, technical aspects about guitars; also owning or fantasizing about extremely expensive equipment designed to make one feel better about oneself as a guitar player.

I went into guitar center the other day, but the guitar wankage was so over the top I had to clean my ears out with a q-tip.

by Zach Amsden December 9, 2008

wankathon

A recreational wanking event with a sustained duration of 8 hours. The 8 hours is selected based on my personal and extensive experience in the matter. This differs from some of the other definitions which indicate a spirit of competition. It is more about masturbation at ease.

Profit is the reigning champion of the Minnesota Wankathon

by Santosh "Jim Profit" George May 5, 2006

Wanaka

A wanker who is obsessed with (or believes they are part of) Japanese culture.

'The anime festival sucked - no cute asian girls, just wall-to-wall wanakas'.

'Hah! Cindy bought an "authentic" samuri sword online. Man, she's such a wanaka'.

Also, Gwen Stefani may be considered a wanaka.

by Desci February 23, 2006

wankarrific

When something is so orgasmic, that it deserves a wanking.

Man, that girl was so hot! She was wankarrific!

by J.J.R.R. May 17, 2005