The art of equpping one's desert eagle on the computer game Counter-Strike:Source and shooting an opponent with the first bullet in the head: Resulting in an instant kill.
by 1337machine January 15, 2008
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To be pulled aside from a security check point for a closer inspection, usually with a hand held metal detector.
Larry: Dude, check out that punk chick with all the piercings.
Jimmy: Oh crap, don't get behind her, she'll get wanded for sure!
Jimmy: Oh crap, don't get behind her, she'll get wanded for sure!
by MaximumBob February 4, 2009
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Let the wanderlust take me wherever mother nature goes, so long as I can still order a non-fat tall mocha latte with soy milk and caramel drizzle.
by puckyoself September 4, 2016
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Wanderism "I will tell you what the problem.
I don't know where you come from but can you explain to me what you put in and explain it really well.
I have other things to do then to think below your belt.
There‘s a lot in the mess itself.
You were self defense"
I don't know where you come from but can you explain to me what you put in and explain it really well.
I have other things to do then to think below your belt.
There‘s a lot in the mess itself.
You were self defense"
by joepizza September 5, 2010
Get the Wanderism mug.The wandering mongoose is not too different from a teabag or giving a mushroom stamp. There are two ways in which to perform the wandering mongoose, both of which can only be performed by men (im not sexist...you just need to have a dick for it.) Method 1 starts when you find or notice that a friend/roomate who has fallen asleep. You, simply enough, take out your dick and carefully balance above the victim-to-be. Drop down so your knees are on their arms, rendering them defenseless, and slap them silly with your dick. Proceed until they cry.
Method 2 can only occur when you're recieving a blow job, and you have to play it off very cool...casually grab some hair with one of your hands, then proceed just as in method 1. You probably don't want to pull this one if you ever want to receive a blow job from this girl again.
Method 2 can only occur when you're recieving a blow job, and you have to play it off very cool...casually grab some hair with one of your hands, then proceed just as in method 1. You probably don't want to pull this one if you ever want to receive a blow job from this girl again.
Guy 1-Hey, why was my sister so pissed at you last night?
Guy 2-Ah...yea dude, i showed her the wandering mongoose, and apparently she doesn't find it as funny as i do.
Guy 1-I swear if you don't shut the hell up, my wandering mongoose will attack you mercilessly in your sleep.
Guy 2-Ah...yea dude, i showed her the wandering mongoose, and apparently she doesn't find it as funny as i do.
Guy 1-I swear if you don't shut the hell up, my wandering mongoose will attack you mercilessly in your sleep.
by jimbobkyle April 4, 2008
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Likes to get girls everytime
professional in everything he does and never goes back on his words
Likes to get girls everytime
professional in everything he does and never goes back on his words
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