Wallpaper Dad

A father who likes licking the white powder off of the wallpaper.

Person 1: Hey, can I come over to your house?
Person 2: No, I need to take my wallpaper dad to the hospital.

by DashiellShatter May 30, 2023

Fancy Wallpaper

Fancy Wallpaper is a white supreme it’s dog whistle meaning the ethnic infiltration of minorities into white communities.

How is the neighborhood?
Some of the houses have fancy wallpaper.
Damn it!

by Tiktokka April 19, 2023

absolutely wallpapered

Absolutely wallpapered is when you have drank so much alcohol and smoked so much weed that you are absolutely wallpapered and can’t even get up to go for a wee

“I need a piss mate but I’m absolutely wallpapered that I can’t be arsed going for a wee”

by Stayout February 27, 2019

Wallpaper

Usually the design on a wall, like flowers, or lines, even dots.

"Hey dude! Look at this new wallpaper I got!"

by Erple July 2, 2018

Outhouse Wallpaper

Fecal matter, aka; shit.

“Guess what my stocks are worth today! Just about the finest outhouse wallpaper you’ve ever seen!”

by Jordy Verrell January 9, 2021

Wallpaper

The thin layer of white residue that coats the inside of a glass crackpipe after use.

Once all the crack was gone, I pushed the brillow through the pipe to cover it with the wallpaper to get another hit.

by anonymous December 12, 2024

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by FrenchVanillaSake February 25, 2025