A branch of the British government, run by John Cleese, that publishes ways to walk that make you look like an idiot.
I'm sorry to have kept you waiting, but I'm afraid my walk has become rather sillier recently, and so it takes me rather longer to get to work.
lt's not particularly silly, is it(Referring to Mr. Pudey's walk)? I mean, the right leg isn't silly at all and the left leg merely does a forward aerial half turn every alternate step.
Now the Japanese have a man who can bend his leg back over his head and back again with every single step. While the Israelis... here's the coffee.
lt's not particularly silly, is it(Referring to Mr. Pudey's walk)? I mean, the right leg isn't silly at all and the left leg merely does a forward aerial half turn every alternate step.
Now the Japanese have a man who can bend his leg back over his head and back again with every single step. While the Israelis... here's the coffee.
by Alex Linden May 11, 2004
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A large bushy mustache resembling that of a Walrus. Bonus points for sporting one while being bald and pudgy.
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Optional: The one getting molested can also have a harpoon shoved in the anus during intercourse to make the experience more exhilarating. The one being fucked is also encouraged to bark like a walrus as well.
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