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Ministry of Silly Walks

A branch of the British government, run by John Cleese, that publishes ways to walk that make you look like an idiot.
I'm sorry to have kept you waiting, but I'm afraid my walk has become rather sillier recently, and so it takes me rather longer to get to work.

lt's not particularly silly, is it(Referring to Mr. Pudey's walk)? I mean, the right leg isn't silly at all and the left leg merely does a forward aerial half turn every alternate step.

Now the Japanese have a man who can bend his leg back over his head and back again with every single step. While the Israelis... here's the coffee.
by Alex Linden May 11, 2004
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Walrustache

a mustache that is so bushy that it actually exceeds the parameters of the top lip that it makes the wearer look like a walrus. Can also be combined with a beard arrangement to increase the effect.
Jamie Hyneman off mythbusters has an epic walrustache
by Doctor Tripod February 25, 2009
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Walrus Mustache

A large bushy mustache resembling that of a Walrus. Bonus points for sporting one while being bald and pudgy.
Example containing the word Walrus Mustache
by MemeticMan November 3, 2011
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wankus interuptus

The act of being interrupted during self pleasure, by any means. Derived from the early latin, and similar to coitus interruptus, it was coined by Dr Bryan in the early '10s. The worst instance of this is when the individual is almost cumming, and their pleasure is interrupted and are rendered unable to continue
Tom 1: Oh man i had the worst case of wankus interuptus last night
Tom 2: Yeah mate?
Tom 1: yeah, was almost about to cum, when my sister came home and i had to stop
Tom 2: Oh man i fucken hate wankus interruptus
by John Edgecliff April 15, 2014
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Walrus Party

(Wal-RUS)- (Pah-R-Tee)
A party that features beer and bitches.
“Hey, Brian, are you bringing beer to Jeff’s Walrus Party?”
“Yes, and bitches.”
Oh right! Can’t forget the bitches!”
by mikeWhoncho69 July 3, 2019
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Wankus Maximus

A satirical name given to a dedicated masturbator.
Person A: Karim has been losing a lot of weight lately.
Person B: That's a small price one has to pay, to earn the title of Wankus Maximus.
by Titan90 September 2, 2019
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Illinois Walrus Bang

The act of shoving two (preferably large) penises in each nostril of a person, usually performed during a threesome.

Optional: The one getting molested can also have a harpoon shoved in the anus during intercourse to make the experience more exhilarating. The one being fucked is also encouraged to bark like a walrus as well.
"Remember that somebody out there prefers the Illinois Walrus Bang over the Illinois Backyard Roast"
by TheRealFuhrer October 14, 2014
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