über-wok

a wok that is so hard it can make a woman orgasm immediatly.
only known user: chuck norris

Chuck: You'll never believe how fast the woman i was wokking yesterday orgasmed

Mr T: I'm guessing our gonna tell me, otherwise i'd pity the fool.

Chuck: well put it this way, she got a real hard über-wok

Mr T: Damn! you got some nuts, chuck

by Gazzmanian-devil April 26, 2009

Wok Bum

Wok flat bum asian bum

It’s what asians say to each other “why you got wok bum when you walk so much”

by Trudstar June 17, 2018

Wok-block

1) The act of refusing to order Chinese food, and instead making it yourself.

2) The act of eating the leftover oriental takeout of a coworker, roommate or family member.

* This also applies to people sitting next to you at Benihana

"Dude, i was at Benihana, for my girlfriends birthday, and the guy sitting next to me started eating my shrimp!"

"Wok-blocked"

by Impossible Firehose May 19, 2010

wok-burn

the burniest of all burns. With a sharp oriental twist.

Ooooooooooohhh.....wok-burn!

by insectofrecto May 7, 2009

super wok

when a guy (without having to be asked) strips a girl naked, pushes her up against a wall, and procedes to have crazy sex with her

"I can't believe he just super woked me...i have to text the girls!"

by Kenyon D December 10, 2008

Wok Face

(1)(noun,adj) Dealing with one who performs acts in the nature of wok.

(2)(noun) A rude or unkind Chinese or sometimes oriental person.

Syninanims: Douchbag, Prick, Asshole, Alan Yang

See also: Woking out, Wok

Man that guy couldnt have been more of a wokface when he shot my leg.

by C-dizzle and the slice December 8, 2003

The Wok of Shame

When an asian has taken the walk of shame.

Oh hey, look, Lee has the same clothes as last night! he's taking the wok of shame!

by juulz5293 September 19, 2014