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wetter than an otter's pocket

an otter has a wet pocket and you're wetter than his little pocket
jacob: you're wetter than an otter's pocket
jane: huh?
jacob: my little otter pocket
jane: okay sweet cheeks this little game of yours has been going on for 5 years now you need to cut it out. im not sleeping with you anymore
by superattractivegirl March 1, 2021
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Watto

A shrewd and gruff proprietor of a junk shop in Mos Espa, Watto is a crabby, unshaven Toydarian with a love of credits and gambling. Although considered one of the smaller shops of Mos Espa, Watto's junkyard was nonetheless a treasure trove of discarded machinery and spare parts.

Among Watto's possessions were the slaves Anakin and Shmi Skywalker. Having won them from Gardulla the Hutt in a Podracing bet, Watto put them both to work in his shop. Young Anakin showed an incredible talent for machinery repair, and Watto took a shine to the boy. Even though he was unscrupulous enough to keep a slave, Watto was a fair master. It most probably had to do with the fact that the boy was a prime source of income for Watto, not only in keeping his machinery running, but also actually competing for Watto in the Podraces.

Anakin was an incredible pilot, the only human known to compete in the dangerous high-speed sport of Podracing. But in races where Anakin would compete against the shifty Dug Sebulba, Watto would always bet on the latter because, as Watto says, "he always wins!"

Watto's greed and gambling got the better of him one day when a mysterious outlander came to his shop to barter a deal for starship parts. The Toydarian ended up not only betting all his money away, but also Anakin's freedom. Sebulba failed to finish the Boonta Eve Classic, and Anakin came in first. Watto lost everything.

Desperate to recoup some of his losses, Watto eventually sold Shmi Skywalker to a moisture farmer named Cliegg Lars. The down-on-his-luck trader reported as much to a grown Anakin Skywalker. The young Jedi had returned to Tatooine a decade after his departure in search of his mother.

Watto is a stout, blue-skinned Toydarian, with rapidly flapping wings that keep him hovering at about a meter off the ground. The craggy-toothed merchant not only has a knack for haggling, but also cannot be affected by Jedi mind tricks.
Related: Shmi Skywalker Anakin Skywalker Mos Espa Cliegg Lars
by not a starwars geek November 30, 2004
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wetted a 3

The act of making a three in your defenders face. Preferably, luckily in the face of a former NBA role player, such as Kareem Rush. Then proceeding to tell your friends about it, claiming there is video evidence of your, "wetting" but never follow through because you don't know how to work a phone.
I wetted a 3 in Kareem Rush's face yesterday... I'ma try to upload the video now.
by -Faizon- July 20, 2011
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Might as well, can't dance, to wet to plow, fish ain't biting.

An old southern saying. A term of acknowledgement or boredom.
Will you go to the store and get some milk? Might as well, can't dance, to wet to plow, fish ain't biting.
by Psycat2 September 25, 2014
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Dan Weston

This kick ass guy who is known for selling "Paur Churrs" at the Scooter Store.
Hi, I'm Dan Weston. Here at the scooter store, we're experts at getting you the scooter or Paur Churr you need.
by hfurmysnyc May 6, 2009
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Weston, CT

Weston, CT is a small, suburban town located in the midst of farifield country known for its affluence, high adolescent drinking rates, stellar high school graduation rates, and lack of businesses.
Holy shit, Weston, CT is boring. Want to go get drunk after we study for chem?
by Trojan Train November 19, 2005
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Weston

(Noun) A man who has a large wallet and an even larger penis.
Dang, that guy over there looks like a straight up Weston.
by SEARCY July 23, 2014
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