wenk

Noun; a pseudo-lesbian with enormous breasts.

Verb; to turn a straight girl gay with enormous breasts.

"Jessica is such a wenk."

"She uses her tits to wenk other girls."

by Valigarmander September 3, 2007

werkjag

The hottest of all hotties.

Of all the guys I've seen, he's the werkjag.

by xkkin March 17, 2008

Slug wenker

A person who wenks off in public restrooms slowly, while everyone else waits outside plugging or hold their apingals in discomfort.

There's a slug wenker in the head and I got a turtle peeping out.

by Vince Garcia June 11, 2006

wernt

A sound that a fart makes. Also can be a verb as in "Dude I just wernted over there". Originated when our friend Matt farted in class and it sounded like weeeeerrrrrrnnnnnnttttt. We have used the word ever since.

Also known as werght, wer, wert, and many other possible spellings exist.

When he let one go in lit it sounded like wernt.

by Berky May 12, 2006

Bubba Wenke

he is a douche, fag and likes little boys more than joe hosmer

bubba wants little bill

by Josif p. hosmer March 25, 2003

Wernoan

A monotheistic religion where followers believe in one god: Werner. Werner like the man-god Jesus first chose to introduce himself to the world through flesh. Despite his more recent decent from the heavens, he has existed through all of time, and before time began.

Man with phamplet: {Outside of a house; front door} (Knock, knock)
Individual at door: {Opens door} "Yes, may I help you?"
Man with phamplet: "Yes, I would like to talk to you about something very grave to your wellbeing. May I come in?"
Individual at door: "My wellbeing? Certainly, come in."
Man with phamplet: "If you don't want to spend eternity in Hell, covert to Wernoan!"

by I believe in Werner January 17, 2010

Werkced

To beat it. Not a typo of "wrecked" which doesn't even make sense in this context.

I just werkced off to this spicy text.

by Normal Guy 1 March 6, 2019