Phantom Wetness

When you feel like you are getting wet but really your not

Hey is there a hole in my boot? Huh feels like my foot is getting wet. Must be phantom wetness.

by snake ruiz September 27, 2012

false wetness

the usage of a sexual lubricant. specifically, using a lubricant without your partner's knowledge is "bearing false wetness."

"man, i thought my girlfriend was really ready for me last night, but later when i snuck into her purse i found out she was bearing false wetness. isn't that a sin?"

by dankhaddock October 17, 2012

collateral wetness

When any part of your body gets wet after pulling a ball from a beer pong cup.

Samuel: "Dude why was your hand so wet when we shook hands after that last game?"

Danny: "It must have been the collateral wetness."

by Cart-Cart McJerrywink March 12, 2014

Maddox Weinersnichle

Huge balls of steel, the ma the myth the Legend, the guy you want to hang out with, and better than a kole Megusta

Kole: Man I wish I could be like Maddox Weinersnichle

by Maddox Weinersnichle September 13, 2022

Auf Weinerschnitzel

To curse the victims entire bloodline, including past and future generations, causing pure agony for each member

Person 1: I just wanted to apologise for running over your cat

Person 2: Auf Weinerschnitzel

by Halababa May 12, 2024

oh my wetness

When you see someone or a picture of someone that is so sexy that you become very turned on.

1:Can I see a picture?
2:Oh my wetness! He is hot

by Smurfton December 19, 2017