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WASTEMAN

A man who is over 30 and still lives at home with his mum. Doesn't dress his age, acts as if he is 16 years old. Scams the government and probably has his mum claim him on her taxes. Never had a real job because his mum always gave him things to do around the flat or pop probably left him with a shop. A serial cheater who would never commit. Smells musty most of the time. Probably forced gurls to have an abortion or doesn't take care of his kids at all because it's too hard for him. Treats women with fake respect. A wasteman usually has a wonderful gal but treats her like crap for wastewomen.
He's a wasteman, stay away from him before you go being Mrs. Wasteman, innit?
by aboveall777 March 7, 2021
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Wasteman

A guy that does nothing with his life and just talks down about other people that are actually doing something with their life.
Laqueesha: Justin is the biggest Wasteman I've ever seen

Sara: No Cap!
by Westbrooks August 14, 2020
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Data Wasteman

A person who sends boring and bad memes and social links, particularly video, that are a waste of data to watch.
Haissam you are such a data wasteman. That TikTok video just took 3 minutes of my life I can’t get back
by Lockitt January 26, 2024
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Soggy Wasteman

by Soggyg September 17, 2020
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WASTEMAN

A. Someone who commits to do something then doesn’t do it

B. Wastes your time (usually trying to get something done, work, random things like dropping you off somewhere)
C. Makes excuses about why they never got back to you which you know are just weak (polite) or bullshit (raw)
D. Someone who is wasting or has wasted their life (yet still talks and believes they haven’t) active (they talk as if they are still in the game when they are done and will never change)
‘We’ll all link up and have jokes, tell everyone now’ ‘I’m gonna call xyz’ ‘Is that a joke? Allow him man he’s a pure wasteman, call Sal and D instead.’
‘My car battery is dead, call xyz tell him come give me a jump then i’ll come get you’, ‘allow him he’s a wasteman, call jams instead’
by Truss me December 26, 2022
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wasteman

If you are a wasteman it means you are wet (weak and shy) you aren't liked my the people in your school or community and you are not seen as a threat or as someone to respect. Being a wasteman is like being a withered flower; dead,weak and useless. There isnt anything good about being a wasteman and is a huge insult.
"Oh bro look its him that wasteman again"
"Shutup you wasteman"
by iaintneverseen2prettybsf November 6, 2020
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Wasteman

me:wagan wasteman
my mum: i love you too dear!
by bojo the one and only February 13, 2022
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