wiggle wart

Nonsensical description for an imaginary part, process or item.

Source is a retired US Air Force Fuels Officer who served in the US Navy during WWII.

The brakes failed because the wiggle wart was misaligned.

I need to add a wiggle wart subroutine to the program.

Fuel from the refinery was off specification due to a wiggle wart in production.

Check inventory for a wiggle wart.

by RHHumperdink December 19, 2009

theoretical heart wart

People used to believe warts could be cured by rubbing a potato on them and then burying the potato. They believed that as the potato rot, the wart disappeared too.

A THEORETICAL HEART WART refers to a person who induces great heart ache; the only cure for this suffering is to take your association with them and bury it.

-I put everything that reminded me of him in a box and put it out of sight because it's the only way to get over my theoretical heart wart.

-Paddy is such theoretical heart wart, he's like a leech

by Turkdeliandmallow November 8, 2013

a busted wart

derogatory expression referring to someones appearance

She had a face like a busted wart

by akc2 November 15, 2006

Choad Wart

It's similar to a Cocknozzle. It's what you call somebody who acts like a "know it all", and in most cases, is wrong more often than not.

Guy 1 - Hey, did you guys hear that earthquake in China was a 7.9 on the Richter scale?

Guy 2 - It was actually a 9.5.

Guy 1 - Shut the fuck up you Choad Wart, I heard on CNN it was a 7.9.

by akendall October 20, 2009

Cock Wart

A noticeably large wart on a mans cock that women find disgustingly sexy.

That's a pretty sexy cock wart.

by monster9999 March 7, 2017

Kermit the Frog Wart Snort

When a male is giving a female with genital warts oral pleasure, and he inhales very deeply.

Last night me and heather were together and I gave her a Kermit the Frog Wart Snort. She loved it.

by ZZZ4693ZZZ October 30, 2007

hurry wart

Like a worry wart a hurry wart becomes very anxious and stressed out when a deadline or appointment time approaches and they are dependent on other people to make it on time. Consequently they rush and nag the other person/people.

We almost didn't make it to the movie on time, good thing I'm a hurry wart and rushed David out the door.

Damn, my roommate is such a hurry wart, I had to drive her to the concert and she was freaking out about missing the opening band so I had to do my hair in the car!

by LydiasDead July 1, 2008