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sock dick wasted

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Intoxication equivalent of white girl wasted but instead involves males getting naked placing socks on their dicks because they are so wasted.
Bystander 1: What the hell are those boys doing?
Bystander 2: Oh that's just Reid and Patrick getting sock dick wasted.
by PatReid October 7, 2012
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ShitPiss Wasted

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When you're so fucking drunk, that "drunk" is no longer sufficient in describing your state of belligerence. People who are "ShitPiss Wasted" can often be found on the floor in a small lake of their own vomit and/or faecal matter and/or urine (hence "ShitPiss" Wasted), or unconsciously dancing with fucking hoodrat dirt squirrels while darting their bumholes.
by ChodeyMcChode November 2, 2010
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Words that emphasize the drunken state, it can also be used to preview a desired state of mind.

Caused by excess drinking & minor marijuana consumption.
Lory: Get off the floor Jennifer! Let's go home!
Jennifer: Yeah! I don't know how I got so shit wasted.
Lory: You had a drink in your hand all night.
Jennifer: NottTruuu... *barf.
by Dfrenchpirate March 11, 2016
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saco de wasted

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In South America, a "saco de wasted" is a saco de huevas ('sack of balls' in english) that is wasted. Instead of the usual "saco de huevas" (which means an extremely stupid and egocentric guy), this stupid mf is wasted.
ayer vรญ a un saco de wasted. el muy weรณn no paraba de empujar a la gente.
by chileanchicken August 13, 2018
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sex wasted

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n. A feeling or state of being derived from an extremely powerful sexual experience, which leaves the person in an extended state of euphoria. The experience can be described as a similar feeling of alcohol intoxication, without the negative detriment to motor functions.
The sex this morning felt so good, I feel sex wasted.
by BlackWaltzOne October 13, 2013
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When you're black out drunk and can't function correctly
Josh: Help me pick up Trent off the floor, he's ShitBag Wasted and fell asleep on the ground
by TheWiseSageBush June 26, 2016
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Sober Wasted

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When you choose to stay sober (because you're either lightweight or pregnant), but pretend to be wasted with everyone who is getting drunk.
Girl #1: Everyone is getting drunk, wats wrong wit chu gurl? It looks like you wasted but you hasnt drunken all night...
Girl #2: I'm gettin' sober wasted!
Girl #1: why tho?!
Girl #2: I'm preggo!
by no_nameyo May 19, 2013
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