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a crepe in the waffle house

A term used to describe when a homosexual is in a heterosexual environment - it is not intended to be an insult
Lance: "So, I went out last night at ended up at some bar named the End Zone. Wrong implication - it was about football."
Mike: "So you were like a crepe in the waffle house?"
Lance: "Yes!"
by von groovy May 11, 2019
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Blue waffle

by ThatGuyOnIine March 28, 2016
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Bonus Waffle

A waffle given as a parting gift after a one night stand
I got a bonus waffle after a one night stand.
by icetrees April 22, 2013
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waffle stomp

the act of stepping on feces in the shower as to push it down the drain through the slotted drain cover creating a waffle like poop squirt. waffle stomped - past, waffle stomping - present progressive waffle stomper - nasty hoe
After eating some taco bell, bad bottom bitch Bobby used his fleet enema while taking a shower at the local bath house. To his horror, the drain cover was welded in place, forcing Bobby to waffle stomp the massive dookie down the drain.
by HellaGood1999 June 17, 2018
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Bonus Waffle

A token parting gift given to the visitor of a one-night-stand. While the gift is traditionally a waffle, the gift may range from a Pop Tart and a high-five to a knowing, wordless nod as your partner exits your apartment.
"Where'd you get the Eggo?"

"Bonus Waffle from last night. Hey, do we have any syrup?"
by Nick Soapdish April 22, 2013
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Chicago waffle

Taking a shit in someone's laptop and closing it.
"He was being a fucking douchebag so when he left I gave him a Chicago waffle as a nice surprise for when he came back."
by SloppyToppy November 3, 2015
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waffe

Waffe is the man. He is usually the fattest/tallest guy in the friend group/crew. He is occasionally funny but is also serious at times. He knows all about random shit like firecrackers. You get mad at him but you can't hate him, he is that guy. He is usually not very intelligent and one of the dumbest people you know but that's why you love him so much.
WAFFE- yo guys wanna use some firecrackers
MAtt- ok sure but they aren't legal in this state
Waffe- ight
by CODSTINGRAY444 October 28, 2013
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