vortex1000

A Minecraft YouTuber who plays UHC and Skywars and is not the best at the game.

SadMisty: "wow vortex1000 is so trash at this game!"

SadDae: "Ikr!"

by Vortex1000 November 13, 2018

vortato

When you're craving potatoes and you're so hungry that your stomach hurts

I'm feeling vortatoey

by Abert eindein January 27, 2021

purple vortex

doin someone through the nose

banging someone through the nose

this is referred to as a "purple vortex"

by Lola Tramacchio March 23, 2010

solar vortex

the copious amounts of sunshine in Southern California as the rest of the country freezes in a 'polar vortex'

dang... 72 degrees again. I'll never get to wear my new designer windbreaker/gloves/boots if this solar vortex doesn't break soon.

by LA-Blue February 10, 2014

Shree Vortex

The act of viewing the Bee Movie on one electronic device while simultaneously viewing Shrek on another, thus calling forth the creation of a vortex of an unfathomable magnitude.

“Ever since I witnessed the Shree Vortex, I haven’t been the same. I’ve changed and I can’t tell if it is for the better or worse but I feel strangely powerful and Godlike”

“I feel a disturbance. Someone somewhere has unleashed the Shree Vortex. May God help us all.”

by The Better Webster November 23, 2021

Pleasure Vortex

The act of attaching dildos to your head, hands, and ass and pleasuring five girls at one time. It is done by moving the hips back and forth imitating a cymbal monkey and bobbing your head up and down. Often common in Scottish orgies.

"Scottish voice" Dude last night was so crazy! I performed the pleasure vortex on my sister and her four friends

Shit man you're a legend!

by geniusman69 April 25, 2022

The California Vortex

When you are on the toilet, and you time your shit to drop as soon as you flush the toilet. This allows the shit to move directly from your ass to the pipes, not landing in the toilet, and therefore saving you a decent amount of time.

“They were waiting outside so I had to pull off the California vortex in order to be on time.”

by Ohyeeee March 2, 2020