Virginiaty

Having abstained from entering the state of Virginia, so far in your life.

Man 1: Hey dude, I heard both you and the misses broke your Virginiaty on your trip!

Man 2: Awesome! Maybe one day I will break my Virginiaty.

by Eziquio C. December 22, 2014

virginia haymaker

Similar to the Kentucky lawnmower. The Virginia haymaker is were a man is on all fours on shag carpet about to take a strap on to the rectum. When she enters she knocks his hands down so he is face first on the carpet then is fucked across the floor giving him rugburn on his face

She gave me a Virginia haymaker last night that I was not ready for now my face hurts

by Xavier Edwards March 11, 2019

Leave Virginia

A euphemism for losing one's virginity.

Regina: Did Katie leave Virginia yet?
Gretchen: I don't know, but she sure has her bags packed.

by AVanWhoreton February 12, 2018

West Virginia Hotpocket

When a guy heats a hotpocket to recommended temperature, then uses it as a pocket pussy. After ejaculation has taken place, the male then eats the hotpocket.

Dude, yesterday I had a West Virginia hotpocket. Killed two birds with one delicious stone

by dirty harold January 20, 2019

West Virginia Wangjangler

When you stuff your cock through your key ring before butt slamming your sister. You must be playing dueling banjos on your cassette player at maximum volume. It can only be considered an official West Virginia Wangjangler when your keys slap off of her snizz to the rhythm of the music.

Roscoe: What ya been up to Billie Ray? I didn't see you at the West Virginia Turkey Jerk last night.

Billie Ray: Naw I blew my load in your sister doin the West Virginia Wangjangler.

Roscoe: Dang son that's your sister too. I like it.

by geederd December 12, 2021

Virginia Dipper

When the male inserts his penis into the females ear and then proceeds thrusting in and out with a grizzly dip in his lip. After going at it for 30 minutes take you penis out and insert it in her nostrils. This May hurt the female but who gives a shit this is what they are for.

"Last night I gave a Virginia Dipper to your mother"

by LargeDingDong34 December 1, 2014

Virginia

Mid-Atlantic South (Southeastern) state on the Atlantic ocean coast. It is the 12th most populated and 35th largest state in the Union. Admitted it was 10th and the population currently is 8,382,993. Nicknamed 'Old Dominion' and 'Mother of Presidents'. The capital city and former largest in the state is and will always be Richmond. People say it's just a hick town disguised as metro. Virginia is also just south of Dc as we all know, and Maryland, west of the water, north of North Carolina and Tennessee and east of West Virginia. Arlington and Northern Virginia people have southern accents but only like 65-70% of the time because culturally they moved to being yuppies. An awesome state.

Virginia people sound southern

by IrishArizonan November 16, 2016