When a boat captain who’s amongst his crewmates inserts just the tip into a woman’s vagina priming the chamber, then slowly pushes forward the missile until it is fully pressed into the chamber. He proceeds to reinsert the missile repeatedly until it is perfectly in place and primed for release. The man then yells out “Fire the Vito Torpedo” as he raises his captains hat into the air like a bullrider and releases all of his semen torpedos into her open waters to seek and consume the egg of the beast within her. In 4 months time, they will determine if the target was confirmed KIA.
Jane: Baby, that was so amazing last night. You sailed my seas like a real captain!
Jacob: That’s the power of the Vito Torpedo baby!
Jacob: That’s the power of the Vito Torpedo baby!
by WillyTheWankTank August 07, 2023
The unprovoked act of aggressively flexing your biceps with total disregard for your surroundings. Term originated in Chicago Illinois by one "Vito" Derisi, this trend has even been known to have crossed the northern borders to Canada.
by dwahl January 21, 2014
by fingers November 11, 2004
by diodetrans April 30, 2007
An obese, disgusting slob, who is also a convicted sex offender currently serving a sentence of 10 years probation due to his fondling of 12 year old girls. His actions were glorified by his nephew Bam "aka Sellout" Margera, on the show Viva La Bam. While any normal person would put him in an insane asylum, his antics brought better ratings to the show, thus his outrageous actions were encouraged.
by teebowandarrow March 03, 2008
vito is a word that can be used at any time,anywhere,or at any place. It can even be used miscellaniously out of nowhere. It could be calling someone gay, it could be yelling at the top of your lungs, or simply just to say outta nowhere and get attention. It is also the mateing cry
given by frogs, laviathans, goats, and also orcs. Vito can also be a person to fear in high school with a leather jacket and supposedly carries a glock 18 in his pocket. So many ways, so little time.
given by frogs, laviathans, goats, and also orcs. Vito can also be a person to fear in high school with a leather jacket and supposedly carries a glock 18 in his pocket. So many ways, so little time.
(sitting in class)
Jason: O Vitoooo!!!
James:what the hell was that?
Deigo:dude he was vitoing. Duh.
James:u always have an exuse yego.
Jason:YEY VITO BREAK IT UP!
Jason: O Vitoooo!!!
James:what the hell was that?
Deigo:dude he was vitoing. Duh.
James:u always have an exuse yego.
Jason:YEY VITO BREAK IT UP!
by KLU KLU September 19, 2007
When someone in a fury and angry state is yelling and the other people around him/her can only understand some of the words they are saying. Often times the one who has don vito syndrome does not make complete sentences but rather short phrases with swear words mixed in.
Mickey: Daniel why do you always leave your shhabengi out and don't fritelshdutbs like a normal person
Daniel: Looks like you've caught don vito syndrome
Mickey: Daniel why do you always leave your shhabengi out and don't fritelshdutbs like a normal person
Daniel: Looks like you've caught don vito syndrome
don vito syndrome
by jbenon January 14, 2010