(noun) A fart ventriloquist is someone who is capable of creating the appearance that their fart originated from another person. This person can elicit much joy in his or her observers, but to the detriment of the poor sap who has been targeted.
-Holy crap! Do you smell that?! Ewww!! Adam farted!
(*shreeks and screams of those within the smell-zone*)
-Dude, I totally just blamed that fart on Adam.
--You damn fart ventriloquist. You'll pay for that. You and your stank-ass.
(*shreeks and screams of those within the smell-zone*)
-Dude, I totally just blamed that fart on Adam.
--You damn fart ventriloquist. You'll pay for that. You and your stank-ass.
by The Supporter May 20, 2007
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by vennera06 October 17, 2008
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Masturbating with one hand while talking dirty to yourself with a hand puppet on the other hand then ejaculating into its mouth.
Jeff Dunham is funny, but not as funny as the look on my mom's face when she caught my ventrilojism show.
by Didlme December 30, 2021
Get the Ventrilojism mug.Any kid born between 2000-2009's childhood. (mine included.) they posted funny (primarily) Garry's Mod videos with their 4 siblings, unfortunately, breaking up into separate ways. VenturianTale hasn't uploaded a video as of now. they also played games such as Roblox, Minecraft, and Phasmaphobia, but they weren't as common as the beloved Garry's Mod.
person 1: "yo bro, do you remember VenturianTale?"
person 2: "Oh yeah, I used to watch them all the time!"
person 1: "Same! but, why did you stop watching them?"
person 2: "Well, I didn't want to stop watching them, honest to god I enjoyed their videos. its just, I grew older, and my interests changed. I forgot who they were for around 4 years. the YouTube algorithm has changed, i just stopped getting recommended their videos in mid 2015."
person 1: "Ah man, that's tough, well do you watch them now?"
person 2: "Yes, well I did until the stopped uploading videos. I don't know when they will upload them again, but I hope it's going to be soon."
person 1: "Damn bro, that sucks."
person 2: "You're mom sucks too..."
person 1: "Fuck you."
person 2: "Oh yeah, I used to watch them all the time!"
person 1: "Same! but, why did you stop watching them?"
person 2: "Well, I didn't want to stop watching them, honest to god I enjoyed their videos. its just, I grew older, and my interests changed. I forgot who they were for around 4 years. the YouTube algorithm has changed, i just stopped getting recommended their videos in mid 2015."
person 1: "Ah man, that's tough, well do you watch them now?"
person 2: "Yes, well I did until the stopped uploading videos. I don't know when they will upload them again, but I hope it's going to be soon."
person 1: "Damn bro, that sucks."
person 2: "You're mom sucks too..."
person 1: "Fuck you."
by Glue dude March 13, 2022
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Your feelings continue with full knowledge that the speaker may not believe anything they are currently saying and may have just picked a side politically. Also, a key factor is you know they may be an opportunist.
Your feelings continue with full knowledge that the speaker may not believe anything they are currently saying and may have just picked a side politically. Also, a key factor is you know they may be an opportunist.
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