Velvet Merlin

A girl jerks you off while you wear a blanket as a wizard robe. She must use both hands as if grasping a hilt of a sword, pulling it from the stone. As you ejaculate, she points your dick at your own chin, giving you a drippy white beard.

I went to kiss my kids good night and forgot my wife gave me a Velvet Merlin.

by electrical discharge April 22, 2014

Velettah

A velettah is the best person you will ever meet, she if funny, pretty, and brings life to any party she is a VERY SMEXY BEAST and if you find a best friend like her then you are one hella lucky person

Guy: hey who’s that girl over there
Girl: NO ONE
Guy 2: ohhh SHES velettah SHES superrrrr smexy
Guy: DAMNNNNNNN

by Randomdude3333 February 13, 2018

Veldamort

She’s an icon, a legend, so amazing. The queen herself. Nicknamed Veldy.

“I really kin Veldamort” - Jordan

by the velma stans February 3, 2021

Heinskitz Velvet

In Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, when examining the tank, Heinskitz Velvet was the name that Ace made up when talking to the reporters.

Heinskitz Velvet, trainer of dolphins.

by Makecheeze June 10, 2009

Vellichor

- Noun

The strange wistfulness of a second-hand bookshop.

Walking past my local bookstore I am always filled with a recondite sense of vellichor

Vellichor gripped her as she crossed the worn wooden threshold of the old bookshop

by Charlemagne1993 September 15, 2017

Da Velt

Nassau hood (Roosevelt, Long Island)

Dat's how we do it in da Velt son!

by POP$ July 22, 2005

Velociraptor

Velociraptors are the most intelligent species of dinosaurs. 12,000 years ago, they built high-tech civilizations and were far more advanced than humans are today. However, their version of the Cold War forced most of the velociraptors to escape into space once a high caliber explosive was sent their way. Being such an advanced civilization, the velocirators were able to survive in space and travel from planet to planet. This explosive was responsible for the extinction of every dinosaur (except for the velociraptors, of course). Although the other extremely-advanced velociraptors blamed the explosion on a meteorite, they died from starvation and life was restarted. Now, there are space dinosaurs.

"I met a velociraptor"

by Pie Stealer May 16, 2014