vanity googleing 

to google yourself, can be used to tell someone that they're narcicistic

people that vanity google to find their self worth suck balls

since you think you're such the shit, why don't you just go do some vanity googleing so we don't have to deal with your crap

vanity googleing by Paul S.W. November 6, 2006

vanity wipe 

Wiping your ass with kleenex after a taking a big shit and wiping with regular tiolet paper.

After being fucked in the ass and taking a giant dump, the sorority girl made sure to finish her wiping with a vanity wipe.

vanity wipe by Joesmoe April 22, 2007

Vanity Luciano 

She runs this shit you don't even know. The queen of da bronx!

Vanity could spank her parents and no one would care.

Vanity Luciano by Runnin' This shit. April 24, 2005

Vanity Project

That woman from the ted talk video on scribe lights live stream.

http(Delete)s(delete)://www(Delete).youtube(Delete).co(Delete)m/wa(Delete)tch?v=ZH(Delete)DUKLQ(Delete)2Tuk
htt(Delete)ps://www(Delete).youtu(Delete)be.co(Delete)m(Delete)/watch?v=Uu(Delete)KgRLPmApI

"Look up vanity project on Urban dictionary and I bet there will be a picture of this women there"
-Scribe light

Vanity Project by Yeetybadabeatdaskeeth April 16, 2020

Vanity Killer 

Someone who tries too hard and is very ugly. Vanity Killers are normally found alone. They like to hold knives to there mouths and take pictures.

"That scene girl is a vanity killer."

Vanity Killer by hgfdfghjk May 12, 2012

vanity weight 

The goto weight that you tell everyone you are but are totally lying about it.

Bobbie Joe tells everyone her vanity weight is like sixty pounds less than what she really is.

vanity weight by Jinde Kush July 30, 2015

vanity strength

The appearance of having great strength, but really having the strength of a sick nine year school girl.

Person 1: Did you see how strong Tom got over the summer.
Person 2: Ugh. It’s vanity strength. He helped me move and couldn’t even pick up a box of clothes.

Person 1: Man what a bitch.

vanity strength by That+guy November 4, 2017