Vanity 6

An 80s girl band that sings non stop about sex, known for their hit Nasty Girl. Members are Denise Matthews AKA Vanity, Susan Moonsie, and Brenda Bennet.
Mom: Jake why is their a band named Vanity 6 in their playlist?
Jake: Um, uh, uh, um, well- fuck it, Mom, I'm honry, ok?
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Vanity Login

Logging on to a computer for the purpose of being seen as logged on
I’ll set my wake up alarm nice and early so I can do my vanity login, I’ll sleep some more after that.
by Poidah April 23, 2020
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Vanity Moment

When you force a dog to have sex
by By bruh guy November 20, 2020
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vanity carded

When a bartender/server cards you even though it is obvious you are well over 21. Asking someone older for ID is a damn good way to get a better tip.
I think that bartender just vanity carded me, or does my moisturizer work that well? Either way, I'm leaving a good tip!
by SuperTerri November 06, 2010
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Vanity Smurf

When one masturbates to pictures of oneself.
"How was the bar last night?"
"Nothing but ditch-pigs and sloot-bogs."
" Shit. Word?"
"Ain't nothing working. Had to go home, do a Harry Hoodini, and give myself the Vanity Smurf."
by randy trevor leahey September 02, 2006
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louis vanity

a 13 year old ugly club kid who is getting famous on myspace for his accecories and just released a song on his other myspace which is a cover of get away with murder by jeffree star

he is awful and has no style he edits his uglyness away he thinks he is the best which he is not he is also famous on a game called zwinky and has 1000 friends and followers on it he says 50 people add him everyday and he denies some of the friend reqeusts because he is too ''amazing'' to accept the non scene and emo kids,so who is louis vanity?a fag and attention whore
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by michael richa December 13, 2009
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vanity trolls

Someone who writes long winded, often fraudulent statements about themselves or a loved one on the internet in hopes someone will take pity on them and publish it. Vanity trolls often have a terrible grasp of any language or writing skills and most often simply want to make you look at their genitalia for a quick laugh.
"I couldn't even find any funny stuff on the internet today, all those vanity trolls just kept submitting junk about how monolithically awesome they are. I had no idea there could be so many greatest people in the world"!
by Ageofchronic December 23, 2016
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