Facebook Value

Taking something as truth because it is on facebook or trusting someone solely on what is on their profile or what they say over the internet.

A quick way to gain stalkers.

Example 1:
Josh: Can you believe that girl told someone who wasn't her friend where she lives? she must be stupid to assume he isn't a stalker posing as someone else
Greg: She trusted him on Facebook Value dude, the gene pool needs chlorinating

Example 2:
Candy: I can't believe Josh's hobbies include sailing, archery, playing the guitar, playing the drums, playing the piano, scuba diving, sky diving, motocross, drug abuse, growing marijuana, fencing, smuggling illegals over the border and being superman all whilst he is busy working as the CEO at sex therapist! he is so amazing and talented!
David: Maybe you shouldn't take everything on Facebook Value, it isn't all true.

by NarcotiX UK July 19, 2011

Chinese Market Value

How much you are worth depending on the products that you have bought from China and the number of children that have lost their lives because of said products.

"Bro, I just bought this jacket from China for $20"

"Bro, your Chinese Market Value must be around 3 children now!"

by CMV Inc. November 20, 2020

Valumptuous

Thick, Splendid, Very pleasing to the eye, perfectly sculpted.

"Your sister has a valumptuous rear-end."
"Look at those valumptuous lips!"

by MindFreak947 January 21, 2013

Anal Samurai, Volume Three

1. A fictitious porno, used in place of the general term "porn"

or

2. A term screamed loudly to embarrass friends

1. - Where's Bill?

-Probably watching Anal Samurai, Volume Three upstairs.

2. To friend as he is leaving your house:

-Have fun watching Anal Samurai, Volume Three later.

-You fucking asshole.

by alexha December 25, 2009

porn volume

Having your volume high after listening to music, then accidently leaving it high and watching porn. Thus resulting in loud porn noises and usually followed by a FML and/or *facedesk*

(coming back from listen to a CD) "OOOH YEAHHHH"
"oh fuck, I porn volumed again"

by Rich77 April 4, 2009

Sexual Market Value

Ones Sexual Market Value can only be found by using this simple easy to use equation.

((Attractiveness) + ((4x)Socal status) + (Style)) - ((Nose Length) + (Weight) + (C) + (-Height))= Sexual Market Value

When (C) equals car type
Truck = 30
Car = 20
Suv = 10
Hybrid = 300
Motorcycle = 0
Vespa = 600
Van = 25
Classic Car = 5
Dune Buggy = -42

"I bought these new shoes"
"Those shoes are Sweet Dude"
"yea... I thought it would increase my Sexual Market Value, But then I realized that my SMV would be much higher if i stopped hanging around idiots who say "Sweet Dude""

by A. Reynolds August 17, 2006

net present value

Money has a time value, net present value is future cashflows brought back to today's value against a discount factor (11% is standard), minus the initial investment. If the net present value of cumulative cashflows is positive, then the project should be accepted, unless a more profitable investment is also availiable.

To calculate the NPV of an investment, one must know the discount factor, cost of investment and expected incomes (based off accurate data)

by Kung-fu Jesus July 6, 2004