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bloody valentine

When you give someone you love a valentine confessing your true feelings on Valentines Dayand they reject you and you feel really suicidal from recieving the bloody valentine.
Andrew: What's wrong with Cody?
Jesse: He just got a bloddy valantine. He's a wreck.
Jenny: Oh I gave out 50 bloody valentines last year, I don't see what the big deal is.
Jesse: Only you could say that.
by Darth_`Eowyn January 29, 2007
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The Dirty Valdez

When Big Oil ass rapes an entire region then smears the toxic remains over several hundred miles creating a mustache or Dirty Valdez.
In 1989 Exxon gave Alaska The Dirty Valdez because a future governor would not abort her love child.
by pubesforpetrolem June 15, 2010
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Valentine’s Day

The glorious day out of the year when pot hub premium is free.
Guy #1: so what are you doing this Valentine’s Day ?
Guy#2: pornhub is free today, bruh
by The guy over there February 14, 2018
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Valencat's Day

This holiday is celebrated by those who are alone on Valentine's Day and have an abnormal obsession/relationship with their cat.
While everyone was on a date for Valentine's Day, I spent Valencat's Day watching movies with my cat.
by coffeeandcats January 23, 2013
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Valentina

True definition of cuteness. You'll probably think it's just a bright light, but no its Valentina. Valentina is a pretty, sweet, and loving girl that would not give me another chance.
"Yo Evan, do you see that shiny thing?"

"Ya what is that? Is that God?"
"It's better than God. It's Valentina"
by Prof. Cal June 5, 2019
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Funny Valentine

"funny valentine did nothing wrong" - everybody
by the letter 4 January 27, 2020
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Valecia

Valecia a name given for originality. A stunningly beautiful girl with breath taking eyes, amazing skin, and a kick a** Body. Gorgeous qualities in and out. One everyone wishes to look like, talk like and act like her. Very outgoing, out spoken, well mannored, and ready for adventure!
Valecia is, eyes, body, outgoing, beautiful, gorgeous, pretty, amazing
by GwendyB February 5, 2010
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