That girl that you can't catch. Everything about her is so perfect (divine, if you will) getting with her is unfathomable. She is truly a blessing from God. Bumping into her on the sidewalk is a good day. Holding a conversation with her... you were probably dreaming. Anything beyond that - good luck. It takes time, effort, and a whole lot of persistency. But never give up; unicorns are said to be "uncatchable," but nothing is impossible. Impossible is nothing. Under no circumstances, never ever, not ever, at no time, should you ever marry a girl who is not your unicorn... Unless you have some super square wheels, then you should look up the word "Swamp Donkey." Everyone has a unicorn; it's just a matter of spotting her and tracking her down. Give it time, it will happen. "For destiny grants us our wishes, but in its own way, in order to give us something beyond our wishes." Good will hunting boiiis.
"Dude, did you just see that broad? I think I just found my unicorn. Now how do I go about talking to her?"
“That girl is a ten for sure.” “No bro, she’s not a ten - she’s beyond a ten. She’s my unicorn.”
“That girl is a ten for sure.” “No bro, she’s not a ten - she’s beyond a ten. She’s my unicorn.”
by A Bro Tryna Catch His Unicorn March 30, 2012
Get the Unicorn mug.A common swinging term used in the community to refer to a single female interested in meeting other couples. Described as such due to the rarity of finding said females. By no means derogatory but quite the opposite, a rare treat.
"We are interested in meeting other couples and single females" - The usual swinger couples interest.
"We are interested in meeting other couples and single females" - The usual swinger couples interest.
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From having more game than a PS4 to acing classes by while sleeping through them, Matthew demonstrates unicornity in everything he does.
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by Clarrissa Langley April 27, 2004
Get the unicorn mug.A sexual term derived from a hot, sultry night in where the man sits on the woman's head, and his balls droop into her eye sockets, and his hardened penis sticks out from her forehead.
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