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over qualified unemployable

a person who has spent many years aquiring a large range of qualifications/degrees from University or College yet they are still unemployable due to their qualifications meaning shit.
1. James just recieved his bachelor of "something" to add to his docterate in "something else" but he still cant get a job because his qualifications are worth fuck all in the real world. Now he is going to collect welfare and become a hippy 30 year old student. hence an over qualified unemployable
by P-Pope July 20, 2008
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chronic unemployment

Being unemployed for at least six months, not due to medical reasons. Considered a major problem as most employers will not hire someone who has been unemployed for six months.
Eighteen months of chronic unemployment has wrecked my finances.
by Maschinenmensch February 17, 2016
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Funemployed

The state of having no job, but being financially sound (ie. rich parents) enough to have no need to persu employment or to have fear of consequences there in.
Goddamn Meg's dad is so rich, she's funemployed and ain't done shit for years.
by Track43 June 12, 2015
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Unemployment Back

A condition in which one's back hurts from sitting at a computer for 12 hours a day job hunting online.
"All of this job hunting has given me unemployment back."
by Mandy D. M December 14, 2006
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unemploymentating

This is a portmanteau of "unemployment" and "marinating" meaning to simmer or bask oneself in unemployment for a short period of time.
Greta was clearly unemploymentating after being laid off, as she had made little effort at searching for another job.
by gretav2 December 27, 2009
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Unemployment

In the UK we have a saying. It goes like this. Whats green and gets you fucked? Your Giro! This sums up enemployment exquisitely - go down to the: job centre/ dole office / welfare - pick up your govermental contribution for food and rent, walk out of the building and directly into the nearest pub and spend every last penny of it on alcohol and drugs.
"It's bloody busy in ere, whats the beef?"
"We're next to the labour exchange guv."
by OB August 29, 2005
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Unemployeed

When a company loses a large number of employees.
That company just got unemployeed, when half the staff quit.
by Anonymous 72636637 July 12, 2019
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