Unborn Crib Midget

Slang for sperm, jizz, spunk, nut and cum.

Randy: Dood, I just wanked off inside of Rogers sisters panties. I put them back in her dresser after I drained my sack.

Bud: Ahh you left her some unborn crib midgets did ya? I sure she'll be appreciatin that eh? Nothin makes a girl happier than a good ole anonymous unborn crib midget surprise. You're a real panty vigilante.

by geederd December 12, 2021

Seriously Uncool

The art of somone claiming coolness , but lacking any sense of the word

so given the title " uncool"

Elliott says : 43 MGB tech drive

"Eliott is seriously uncool "

by Patrick ED July 6, 2009

russell unblock me

when you get blocked for spamming the r word and now you're desperate

russell unblock me and i will not ban you

by super6457 May 11, 2020

The unborn fetus of a howler monkey wrapped in American cheese topped with the cerebral cortex of a rat.

Tylers favourite midnight snack

Guy: damn Tyler what you chewin on?
Tyler : The unborn Fetus of a howler monkey wrapped in American cheese topped with the cerebral cortex of a rat.

by Lewis. E August 28, 2023

unboyfriend

A man with whom you share an amazing emotional bond and yet he is not your boyfriend.

My unboyfriend called today. We talked about everything except his girlfriend.

by Ms.Little February 18, 2010

lost and unbound

A terrible NBA 2K player. He is often garbage at many sports videogames. He also rages when he and his team loses badly.

I played against lost and unbound in NBA 2K. It was the easiest game ever.

by Bobby500123 February 16, 2017

Umbooo

A reference to a method of smoking the herb Cannabis using just rolling papers. Requires at least two Dubs of Weed. Roll one Joint out of 60% of the weed, upon completion roll another Joint but place a half inch Filter on one side and put a half inch of the already rolled Joint in the Rolling Paper prior to rolling. Then roll the Joint making the two connect, take a third Rolling Paper and roll around the middle section of the Umbooo. Invented to solve the problem of there being no white mans equivalent to a Blunt or L which is predominantly used by people of African American descent. Some advice for rolling would be to give extra breathing room due to the length of the Umbooo and to attempt a Joint and have perfected it by the time you try to do an Umbooo.

Ian: "Yo, Eliot dismantle that Dutchie right there and roll me an L"
Eliot: "Nah man i feel so Grimy after smoking an L lets do something, lets say 'Cleaner'".
Ian: "Like what?"
Mark: "Umbooo!"
Eliot: "Umbooo!"
Ian: "Umbooo?"
Mark: "Umbooo!"

by Happy Cholo June 18, 2008