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monkey udders

non-appealing breasts.
'check out the monkey udders on that slut'

OR

'she got 3 kids, her tits will be like monkey udders'
by hank grolok December 18, 2011
mugGet the monkey uddersmug.

The Udder of Sympathy

When one is going through a life struggle and is thirsty for sympathy. Like how a calf has an extreme thirst for it's mother's udder milk.

In most common cases this is illustrated through the likes of social media.
"Sophie broke up with her boyfriend and posted a status about it on facebook. With the help of her friend's supportive comments and 1026 likes, Sophie felt replenished from the udder of sympathy can now continue on with her fucking life"
by mupsaucer May 26, 2017
mugGet the The Udder of Sympathymug.

Pulling my Udder

For when someone is messing with you/annoying you
Cmon dude you’re really pulling my udder
by GiocoGiacobbe October 24, 2020
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Udders

A slang word for typically abnormally large breasts found on women and can even be found on men who eat too much.
Daaaamn! She’s got udders!

Hes so fat, he has udders!
by Am Gay Boi March 21, 2019
mugGet the Uddersmug.

sig udder

"significant other" commonly referring to a female, but applicable to those 'packing' a "skin pastry bag" as well !
(ALSO a "sig udder" !)

udder , and other, sound VERY similar, and should be understood by even the SIMPLEST of souls !
also, not quite the mouthful "significant other" requires !
my sig udder is going to "grind the poison" out of me !

i'm waiting for my sig udder !
by michael foolsley September 27, 2022
mugGet the sig uddermug.

udder chaos

When you have drunken sex with a girl with huge tits.
We hooked up last night it was udder chaos.
by Richard Manuel March 9, 2021
mugGet the udder chaosmug.

Double Rudder Udder

When a girl jerks off two guys at the same time while slapping her tits on their dicks.
I got off so hard when Jenny gave me and Tom that Double Rudder Udder at the party last night. Her tits are so big it felt like heaven on my dick.
by Mr. Dooseldorf May 26, 2018
mugGet the Double Rudder Uddermug.

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