I-told-you-sorgasm

The intensely pleasurable feeling a doomsayer gets when saying "I told you so," often accompanied by a long rant pontificated with various enthusiastic gesticulations.

Doomsayer: Hahahahaha I told you the economy would crash!
Random Acquaintance: Woah, dude, don't have an I-told-you-sorgasm.

by Planeswalker_ March 31, 2009

somebody told me

The first hit single by the band 'The Killers', off of their album 'Hot Fuss'. Said album was released in 2004.

Somebody told me, that you had a boyfriend, that looked like a girlfriend, that I had in Feburary of last year.

by Jess February 19, 2005

Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead.

The first song of the verse "All Star" by "Shrek: The Movie"

Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead.
ORly bro

by Frauggu March 10, 2017

told

To verbally abuse someone so bad they have nothing left to say.

Stan: Dude, what are you doing?
Frank: Cleaning my room, my mom was yelling and I just crumbled to her commands.
Stan: Fuck man, you got told by your mom!

by benormous April 30, 2006

Jimmy told me

Without merit. Words preceding a falsehood or flagrant exaggeration.

Adhering to the character of the teller, statements beginning with "Jimmy told me" can be assumed to be fallacious and self-serving.

P: But "Jimmy told me" that: Martians are real, Liverpool won, his penis isn't tiny.

S: How did you start that sentence?

P: Jimmy told me.....shit man!

by frenchpaul December 12, 2010

It does what its told

1. Phrase used when someone is totally and utterly whipped
by someone.
2. Silence of the lambs.

Teacher: Do you work please class.
John: MAKE ME A FUCKIN SANDWICH BITCH!
Teacher: Uh.... ok....
Nes: It does what its told!!!

by John Kern November 22, 2005

I told you so

Phrase said to people after everything one said would happen, happens.

Soon enough it will be me laughing and saying 'I told you so'.

by PineappleJuice March 29, 2015