Twitterbust

When someone @replies/mentions you and it feels so good you blow a load.

Omg if she mentions me on twitter one more time I'm going to twitterbust

by LOLocaust666 December 23, 2009

Twitterbator

One who derives satisfaction from stroking their ego via excessive tweeting.

Johnny's a SERIOUS twitterbator, the guy tweets constantly.

by KittieQuinlan July 27, 2012

twitterant

A rant on twitter, usually stretching out over multiple tweets and often branching into pissing matches with people who reply.

Jake went on a twitterant after reading that racist asshole's website.

by mat_catastrophe January 8, 2013

Twittermated

Automated Twitter responses that are out of context because a bot program is responding to the mention of their account and not that actual mention.

Automated Twitter account.

I had a terrible experience at your restaurant @samplehere and I'm not sure I will be going back.

@sample restaurant Thanks for visiting us! Come again!

Ouch... #twittermated.

by @JonSpadeX February 19, 2013

Twittercism

1. Tweets that are critical of others.

2. Any evaluation, assessment, or criticism found on social media, especially Twitter.

There was some legit Twittercism about the play-calling at the end of the game.

by Erock187 September 28, 2020

Twitterbate

Using Twitter to masturbate from tweeted porn scenes

Guy 1: Did you hear so and so was twitterbating
Guy 2: What on earth is twitterbating?
Guy 1: Opens Twitter and goes to Twitter porn
Guy 2: Oooooooooooooooh.
#Twitterbate
#Twitterbating
#Twitter porn

Instead of going to traditional pornsites or having sex Tim, Jesse, Ryan, Brian, Jake, Paul and Mary decided to twitterbate that day.

by Andre Hayes May 22, 2022

twitterpasted

Drunk beyond reason.

I was twitterpasted last night

by Pascual August 5, 2005