twigger

What you call an average twitter user that annoys you.

You: *says literally anything*
twigger: Sweety, that's problematic ...I also checked your number of followers and YIKES! Do better.

by ertffhrhb2gf August 30, 2020

Hand twins

When you find something in common with someone else that involves your hand.

My friend: (smacks hand on table) wow it tingles
Everyone else: (smacks their hands on a table) I don’t feel anything

Me:(smacks my hand on table) wow it’s tingling!
Me and friend: we are hand twins!

by Hdjfskabdhsjbekif September 11, 2019

baptizing the twins

When you sit down on the toilet and someone left the seat up and your do-dads dip in the water.

I woke up in the middle of the night and wet to the can, but somebody left the seat up and I ended up baptizing the twins.

by nippleboy September 1, 2009

Twigged

Guessed, figured out, realized.

You being happy makes me happy, if you hadn't already twigged.

by J-Cass August 28, 2010

dutch twins

Dutch twins are siblings that are born a year or less apart. Such siblings are also referred to as Irish twins which some people consider racist due to the fact that many Irish Catholic people do not believe in birth control.

Kathryn was born in 1986. Her little sister Lucy was born in 1987. People sometimes referred to them as Dutch twins or Irish twins.

by needtoknowbasis November 6, 2013

Fathernal Twins

Two Children born in the same Year with the Same Father but Different Mothers.

Guy: Hey , I didn't know you had a twin.
Friend: Yea, we're Fathernal twins, we're born in

the same year with same Dad,

different Moms.
GUY: What, like on ya Father's Side!?
Friend: You could say that.....poppa was a playa!

by Nighn'Jii November 8, 2019

Minnesota Twins

The best team that doesnt need money to win like the yankees, red sox, braves, etc.

Hey Bob what's the best team in baseball?

The Minnesota Twins.

by Josh Beehler June 15, 2005