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Fiat 500 Twitter

Basic British white girls who tweet about various topics including how they'd kill for a Chinese/McDonalds,boys, hangovers, slug and lettuce and Love Island. For some reason their generic tweets usually reach at least 10k likes.

Easy to spot as their profile picture is usually them posing in their parents' kitchen before a night out.
Fiat 500 Twitter: Omg I love it when my man treats me to a McDonalds x
20,000 likes
by imakedefinitions21 February 7, 2022
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Woke Twitter

To have the same views on sensitive subjects held by McDonalds and all the elites you are supposedly against but still consider yourself a rebel and believe you are in a movement for change and love and not just being used to destroy or replace something.

Often has high viewership and likes, many aggressive followers, and loves to use clapping hands. May or may not support violence when opposing views are considered Nazis by said elites or 'more woke' accounts.
Woke Twitter in Action

Person 1: Borders may in fact prevent some illegal immigration. And I do think there are racial differences in people....

Woke person 1: Borders are a mechanism to divide perceived racial groups based on hatred and must be removed for societies to thrive and prevention of separating children from families. It is also an egregious attack on the economy as infinity wage slave immigrants will be used to prop up our society through taxation. Race doesn't exist.

Woker Person 2: Supporting borders is akin to Adolf Hitler and Nazis in early stages wanting to separate the Jewish population from the German population. It is also the cause of many historical wars. It is a precursor to fascism and will only lead to violence. Immigration is about love and friendship, when a small group of immigrants attain a visible amount of power they should be lionized as the American dream so the rest of the immigrants don't realize they never will. Race doesn't exist and is contradictory to this and must be denied at all costs because knowledge of evolutionary traits and differences can cause conflict among races and is dangerous thought. Also I don't like white people.

Woke Person 1: CLAPPING HANDS CLAPPING HANDS CLAPPING HANDS CLAPPING HANDS CLAPPING HANDS
by John Nostalgia October 18, 2019
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Twitter

Person 1: What did you do this morning
Person 2: Logged into Twitter
Person 1: That sucks man, I'm sorry.
by TodTod June 1, 2021
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Twitter

"Hey! Did you know I use Twitter?"
"Yes, Jerry. I know you're a degenerate of the internet."
"*GASP*. How dare you??? I'm going to get a hashtag trending now! #CancelBob!!!"
by GThei March 10, 2021
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Pencil Twister

Another term for masterbating; being so bored and finding a way to pass the time, by twisting the pencil
Kyle: Yo are we chillin tonight?
Craig: I'm down, but I bet Anthony is gunna stay home and be a "Pencil Twister"
by Bikerclown69 June 14, 2017
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nocap twitter

A section of twitter users who purposefully type in all lower case or don't capitalize their sentences properly to appear chill or relaxed. This name heavily applies to iPhone users especially, as it means they must have gone into their settings to purposefully change capitalization or they undo the capitalization as they type. You can see this all through out social media, but Twitter is the most common.
I hate nocap twitter, like, they don't look chill, they look stupid.
by The Massive November 29, 2019
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Football Twitter

A popular sub-section of Twitter which involves accounts solely tweeting about football. Your starter level FT account reps a player with a cringey @ and replies “dub” to every big account to try get an ounce of attention because their parents don’t love them. Others try and mock real life tragedies and fake illnesses to get attention which usually ends in them getting their address exposed. FT when football is on is bad enough, as people constantly steal tweets and tweet “unpopular football opinions” that everyone agrees with to get likes. Arguments over football are won from the most amounts of “W” comments they have under them. These lot are obsessed with likes and retweets. When no football is on, FT is even more toxic and should be avoided at all costs, unless you want your timeline flooded with “nOnCE eXpoSEd” threads, LiveLeak videos and a naked man dancing to football anthems.
What are you looking at on Football Twitter

“SaucySalah11 said I was a nonce”
by DreamDraw34 April 20, 2019
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